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Bird poop facials.

So when birds try to take a dump on you, they're actually just concerned about those facial blemishes that most commercial products simply cannot remove. Thanks, birds.
 
Didn't geishas once use bird droppings to whiten their faces?
 
The word "lotion" comes from the Latin word "lotium", meaning stale urine. Used for among other things, hair tonic!
 
Vile and disgusting!

They'd have to force me to do it at gunpoint...........even then there'd be problems!

No thanks! I'd rather keep the blemishes...:sowrong:
 
Would you kiss a hunk of coal? Some lipstick is made from this ingredient.
 
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