bored at Walmart? (joke)

[steph]

Which one should I try first> Hmmmmm....



> > >1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples
> > >carts when they aren't looking.
> > >
> > >
> > >2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
> > >5-minute intervals.
> > >3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
> > >rest rooms.
> > >4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
> > >'Code 3' in housewares ..... and see what happens.
> > >
> > >5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay- away.
> > >
> > >6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
> > >7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
> > >shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the
> > bedding
> > >department.
> > >
> > >8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and a! sk
> > >'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
> > >
> > >
> > >9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and
> > >pick your nose.
> > >
> > >
> > >10 While handling guns in the hunting department,
> > >ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
> > >
> > >.
> > >11 Dart around the store suspisiously loudly humming the
> > >"Mission Impossible"
> > >theme.
> > >12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
> > >different size funnels.
> > >13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
> > >"PICK ME!"
> > >
> > >14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume
> > >the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices
> > >again!!!!"
> > >( And; last, but not least!)
> > >
> > >15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
> > >and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

 

[TKpervert]

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very funny, Steph. 😀

 

[giantfan121262]

This is hysterical.

I especially liked the last one

 

[steph]

I'm glad you liked it too gang. I was watching a comedian the other day on comedy channel who suggested one I should have added...

Fill your cart all the way to the top, then get behind someone who only has one item. Tap them on the shoulder and say, "excuse me, would you mind if I went in front of you? Because I'm in a REALLY big hurry." 😛

XOXO

 

[giantfan121262]

Some of those things remind me of things that I would have done, just for a laugh. The last one is hysterical, oops 😀 I said that already 😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Hee! Too good, too good! 😛

 

[General Zod]

Say you go into Wal-Mart on a thursday........You pickup one of those phones that patch into the store PA system and say "attention shoppers Today is naked thursday Please take off you clothes and shop in the nude"

I double dog dare anybody on this site to do that

 

[AquaFeline]

I'm glad you liked it too gang. I was watching a comedian the other day on comedy channel who suggested one I should have added...

Fill your cart all the way to the top, then get behind someone who only has one item. Tap them on the shoulder and say, "excuse me, would you mind if I went in front of you? Because I'm in a REALLY big hurry." 😛

XOXO

I thought you were gonna say, be holding an item like condoms or toilet paper or something, and then make that request 🙂

 

[kis123]

These are hysterical! 😀 😀

8-15 were my personal favorites, but Aqua's and zen's will be added to my funny list too!