A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The
doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed
both breasts, for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to
get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have
any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The
doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed
both breasts, for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to
get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have
any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

Is it just me, or have boobies been sort of a theme around here for the past week or so? NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING, MIND YOU!!! 


