Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual
park
bench one morning.
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>
>
> The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't
even
short of breath.
>
>
> The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked
him
what he did to have so much energy.
>
>
> The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It
keeps
your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the
ladies."
>
>
> So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As
he
was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He
said,
"Do you have any rye bread?"
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>
> She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like
some?"
>
>
> He said, "I want 5 loaves.
>
>
> She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the
5th
loaf, it'll be hard"
>
>
> He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows
about this shit but me."
>
park
bench one morning.
>
>
>
> The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't
even
short of breath.
>
>
> The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked
him
what he did to have so much energy.
>
>
> The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It
keeps
your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the
ladies."
>
>
> So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As
he
was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He
said,
"Do you have any rye bread?"
>
>
> She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like
some?"
>
>
> He said, "I want 5 loaves.
>
>
> She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the
5th
loaf, it'll be hard"
>
>
> He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows
about this shit but me."
>
LOL--thanks cuties!
