Breaking news regarding TT hostage situation!

[a1532b]

Hello there, I'm mango and this is a breaking newscast from the staff at TT.

 

[TickleTheater]

Hah, the plot thickens... who was that deviant person from the hostage video? How much money is this vile villain holding TickleTheater ransom for? What IS that ear going to look like???

 

[*LadyNerd*]

You'll find out next time... Or possibly in the distant future.

 

[Bashiku]

You have a message.

 

[TickleTheater]

That's just creepy... :wblink

Heh, what if I can't understand demand #1? :wlaugh

 

[Bashiku]

Then mango dies first... then you... but let me give it in written note. "Duke must admit he isn't a good boy"

 

[AiritheDestoyer]

Then I guess youre really outta luck then, huh?

 

[Bashiku]

Then I guess youre really outta luck then, huh?

There is no luck in life... only opportunity. Now I want to play a game...

 

[a1532b]

Bashiku...That made me rofl so hard you have no idea. Omg I wish I had thought of something that clever! *high five*

 

[Violetta]

The fact that one of the demands hinges on Jim's compliance means we're all freakin' screwed.

 

[the_jimmy_james]

You talk the talk, mofo. I walk the walk. Leave it to a badass sumbitch like me to leave you quivering with ph34r because I can actually stoop so low as to be nice to help other people.

http://www.tickletheater.com/showthread.php?p=502552#post502552

Disclaimer: Amy Starr actually looks like she'd be a blast to terrorize with some tools of torture, so I wasn't bullshitting.

 

[melanie2]

ah Bashiku is indeed a very clever young man..

and let's see if i can manage to kill this thread as well..

 

[TickleTheater]

Oh crud that's right!!!

 

[TKLVR181]

Prisoners of war? 😀 Which members would these be...?

~K

 

[Violetta]

Prisoners of war? 😀 Which members would these be...?

~K

Who do you think?

 

[melanie2]

^ love the purple hair band thingie...great picture lol

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Oh shit. This just arrived in my email inbox!

 

[a1532b]

Ooo wonderful jimmy...This is getting really fun. Your saw voice sent shivers down my spine...I could just imagine that little puppet torturing our poor defenseless website...

 

[TKLVR181]

Yeah, but not torturing like the movies, right? It's a....different torture 😉

Not that I would know....O=D

~K

 

[Cbarton]

ok...this appears to call for more drastic action...You leave me no choice...

:::wheels out TMSV...with multiple anti-forum-napping attachments...turns on radar:::

 

[Bashiku]

Next time I make a video... this time I didn't have time to prepare... I just had to take the opportunity before someone else thought of this.

 

[TKLVR181]

I got this in my email this morning...I think it's coded, and it might be about the forum...


~K

 

[the_jimmy_james]

It's from a very devious character indeed. Someone who likes to misspell "ransom"...

Hmm... detective sense tingling...

 

[Bashiku]

So many fake kidnappers... I feel so used.

 

[Cbarton]

:::feeds ransom note into the scanner attachment on TMSV...it takes to flight in hot pursuit of the perpetrators:::