>>Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who
>>worked as aircraft mechanics in Pittsburgh.
>>One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck
>>in the hangar with nothing to do.
>>
>>Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
>>Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink
>>jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna' try it?"
>>So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high
>>octane hooch and got completely smashed.
>>
>>The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how
>>good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover!
>>NO bad side effects. Nothing!
>>
>>Then the phone rings. It's Jim.
>>Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
>>Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"
>>Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a
>>hangover?"
>>Bud says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no
>>hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
>>
>>"Yeah, well there's just one thing."
>>"What's that?"
>>"Have you farted yet?"
>>"No"
>>"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver.
>>
>>worked as aircraft mechanics in Pittsburgh.
>>One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck
>>in the hangar with nothing to do.
>>
>>Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
>>Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink
>>jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna' try it?"
>>So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high
>>octane hooch and got completely smashed.
>>
>>The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how
>>good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover!
>>NO bad side effects. Nothing!
>>
>>Then the phone rings. It's Jim.
>>Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
>>Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"
>>Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a
>>hangover?"
>>Bud says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no
>>hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
>>
>>"Yeah, well there's just one thing."
>>"What's that?"
>>"Have you farted yet?"
>>"No"
>>"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver.
>>
