Enjoy folks, I'm off to more mischief...
A blind bunny rabbit and blind snake met in the woods and got to talking. During the ensuing conversation they talked of many things and finally the bunny rabbit said:
"You know, I don't mind so much that I don't know what my fellow forest creatures look like, but what really bothers me is that I have no idea what I look like and what I am."
The snake pondered this and suggested: "Why don’t we feel each other and describe each other to each other? Then we will each know what we are"
The bunny rabbit grew quite excited at this suggestion, and so the snake volunteered to go first.
"You have a furry body,” the snake began, feeling the rabbit, "long, floppy ears and a fuzzy tail. Hmm...I could be wrong but I believe you are a rabbit."
The rabbit hopped up and down with glee. "Yes! Yes! That makes sense! I am a bunny rabbit! Oh, thank you so much! Thank you so much!"
Now it was the rabbit's turn. He began to feel the snake.
"Okay, you are long and slimy, you have a forked tongue, and no balls..." The rabbit grew sad, but kept his part of the bargain nevertheless.
"I hate to say this, but I think you're a lawyer.
A blind bunny rabbit and blind snake met in the woods and got to talking. During the ensuing conversation they talked of many things and finally the bunny rabbit said:
"You know, I don't mind so much that I don't know what my fellow forest creatures look like, but what really bothers me is that I have no idea what I look like and what I am."
The snake pondered this and suggested: "Why don’t we feel each other and describe each other to each other? Then we will each know what we are"
The bunny rabbit grew quite excited at this suggestion, and so the snake volunteered to go first.
"You have a furry body,” the snake began, feeling the rabbit, "long, floppy ears and a fuzzy tail. Hmm...I could be wrong but I believe you are a rabbit."
The rabbit hopped up and down with glee. "Yes! Yes! That makes sense! I am a bunny rabbit! Oh, thank you so much! Thank you so much!"
Now it was the rabbit's turn. He began to feel the snake.
"Okay, you are long and slimy, you have a forked tongue, and no balls..." The rabbit grew sad, but kept his part of the bargain nevertheless.
"I hate to say this, but I think you're a lawyer.
