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but I dont want to be a master...

tickledgirl

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So sometime in the last week or two, I went over 600 posts. And now, for the next 400 posts (longer than any other level! *pout*) I'm a TMF Master.

Hmmmph! I would like to lodge an official protest with the powers-dat-be! I don't want to be a "Master"! For one thing, doesn't a master imply that I'm male? For another...I just don't wanna be. :idontwann
 
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tickledgirl said:
So sometime in the last week or two, I went over 600 posts. And now, for the next 400 posts (longer than any other level! *pout*) I'm a TMF Master.

Hmmmph! I would like to lodge an official protest with the powers-dat-be! I don't want to be a "Master"! For one thing, doesn't a master imply that I'm male? For another...I just don't wanna be. :idontwann

just keep posting...and soon you will get beyond the Master level... :rotate:
 
isabeau said:
just keep posting...and soon you will get beyond the Master level... :rotate:
Very good advice from one of the few folks on the board who actually has a mileage meter on her keyboard.
 
tickledgirl said:
So sometime in the last week or two, I went over 600 posts. And now, for the next 400 posts (longer than any other level! *pout*) I'm a TMF Master.

Hmmmph! I would like to lodge an official protest with the powers-dat-be! I don't want to be a "Master"! For one thing, doesn't a master imply that I'm male? For another...I just don't wanna be. :idontwann

Well this might be the one of the funniest posts I've ever seen! Personally I enjoyed being a master (I often do, ask anyone 😉 ) and would like to be a master again, but if you don't care for it, a couple of nights spent in the silly forum will take care of it right quick.
 
Several times in the past I have said that women with 600 to 999 posts should be called TMF MISTRESS. :devil:
 
Mz Chaos said:
Very good advice from one of the few folks on the board who actually has a mileage meter on her keyboard.

um ok smartass..you are asking for it now..remember i know a secret about you..tsk tsk tsk lol...
 
tickledgirl said:
So sometime in the last week or two, I went over 600 posts. And now, for the next 400 posts (longer than any other level! *pout*) I'm a TMF Master.

Hmmmph! I would like to lodge an official protest with the powers-dat-be! I don't want to be a "Master"! For one thing, doesn't a master imply that I'm male? For another...I just don't wanna be. :idontwann

Wonk Wonk Wonk! You sound like Charlie Brown's freakin' teacher - Andrew Dice Clay in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.
 
Look on the bright side. Would it be better to be a TMF Mistress?
 
That is just the way it is in this little world of equality called the TMF, Master Tickledgirl.
 
In many contexts, including this one....

Master is used as recognition of a certain level of proficiency.
Of course, for a natural slave to be addressed as master might create an identity crisis.
If this is happening to you, dear, come visit me and I'll reinforce your identity as slave until all questions of identity are resolved! :firedevil
 
BikerBadBoy said:
Wonk Wonk Wonk! You sound like Charlie Brown's freakin' teacher - Andrew Dice Clay in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.

Careful, young man. You're going to get a detention for that!
 
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tickledgirl said:
So sometime in the last week or two, I went over 600 posts. And now, for the next 400 posts (longer than any other level! *pout*) I'm a TMF Master.

Hmmmph! I would like to lodge an official protest with the powers-dat-be! I don't want to be a "Master"! For one thing, doesn't a master imply that I'm male? For another...I just don't wanna be. :idontwann

Go to the silly forum. thats the best place to pad your post count.
 
I content at TMF expert.. Don't give me anymore responciblity than that.. lol
 
lk70 said:
Personally I enjoyed being a master (I often do, ask anyone 😉 ) and would like to be a master again, but if you don't care for it, a couple of nights spent in the silly forum will take care of it right quick.


It is a funny post and you can get to a feather.

LK, I would let you master me any time. I'd love to see what you could do with a feather.
 
Mz Chaos said:
Very good advice from one of the few folks on the board who actually has a mileage meter on her keyboard.
Laugh my en-tire ass off!! :blaugh: (*gasps for breath and wipes tears from eyes*)

Good one, Mz C.

As for your concern about being called "Master"... I'm sure you'll win a feather in no time, TG.
 
milagros317 said:
Several times in the past I have said that women with 600 to 999 posts should be called TMF MISTRESS. :devil:


I wanna be a Mistress too! :couch:
 
tickledgirl said:
And have babies too? "It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them" 😛


Well, until genetic science allows for such a thing, I'll just have to settle for making popsicle stick houses. :bouncybou

There. Now nobody can accuse me of not bringing a "bundle of joy" into the world. 😀
 
tickledgirl said:
So sometime in the last week or two, I went over 600 posts. And now, for the next 400 posts (longer than any other level! *pout*) I'm a TMF Master.

Hmmmph! I would like to lodge an official protest with the powers-dat-be! I don't want to be a "Master"! For one thing, doesn't a master imply that I'm male? For another...I just don't wanna be. :idontwann
I completely understand............you feel hurt, neglected, overlooked, misquoted, and yes slandered!!!!! I just want you to know that out of respect for you............we as TMFers will NOT, I repeat, NOT call you master!!!!
 
LindyHopper said:
Good God! :wowzer: That really took some focus and dedication. Congratulations! :happyfloa

*giggles* No, it took being willing to waste much too much time here! But thanks.
 
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