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Buy 3 things to make the cashier go WTF

Haha! I like the Leia buns, gotta say! 😛

Cashews
Hooks
Strong rope
 
goldfish
a cookbook
butter
(it is possible...some Walmarts have pets🙂)
 
a personal "muscle massager"
Vaseline
cactus plant
 
a model of the Starship Enterprise (any of them really)
Bottle of Lube
Spreader bar
 
All kinds of booze
A carton of smokes
A box of diapers

Then, when they ring you through, act like you're short for money and tell them to put the diapers back.

😀

Snail Shell
 
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