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by the grace of God, the emporer of America

GREAT GRANDPA!!!!!!!!!!


(that being said, I am ready to take over my "throne" now......ROFL)
 
leave it to those Californians... 🙄

and Ray, honey, get some Visine!
 
ah.. well, since you are all eyes now... my freshly painted candy-apple-red toes are perfectly safe! thought that maybe they had just fallen right out your head now that sandal weather is here.
 
All Hail The Emperor!!

I've read about Emperor Norton long ago after I'd heard about him from a friend from Calif. This is one of the most heartwarming stories of a whole city's practical joke on itself.
Norton was given carte blanche of the city's fine restaurants & they even honored his "Norton Dollars", printed esp. for him by a local printer. If he was displeased w/ an establishment's service or food, he wrote about it & their business suffered a decline...if however he liked the cuisine, the shop would hang the sign in their window,"Emperor Norton Eats Here" & would receive a brisk Business.
He was even affored FREE Opera & Show Tickets ; when he entered, all the theatre goers would rise from their seats & remain standing til he (& his 2 mongrel dogs: Bummer & Lazarus),were seated.
He was allowed to review the troops at the Citadel & was given a chair on the floor of the San Fransisco Legislature where he was allowed to make suggestions, (one was the Golden Gate Bridge).
This is why I LOVE San Fransisco: Home of The Fillmore, Winterland, The San Fransisco Sound & Emporer Norton the Ist.
ALL HAIL :bowing:

BUG : Grand Wazoo & Lord Protector of INDY :cool2:
 
This man appears in one of the "Lucky Luke" comics, called "Empereur Smith". The names changed yet the character's portrayal is very close to the original.
 
He also appears in one of the Sandman comics, which is how I happened to hear about him.
 
yep, it's the first story in the collection Fables and Reflections.
 
I first heard about him reading the Principia Discordia, a semi-obscure book on Discordianism from `65. :triangle:
 
Maybe we are just humoring our governments by leaving them in office altogether. We may be just a giant nuthouse.
 
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