C.A.B.ified Classics ~ Smurfette

[C.A.B.]

Liner Notes: I will admit, I wasn't a big Smurfs fan… not by a long shot. But I do recognize and respect the tremendous international brand these little blue fuckers became. For a while there, it seemed all the world was awash in Smurf blue and that infernal tune seemed to get stuck in one's head like beef jerky between your molars. So here, in celebration of <b>C.A.B.'s Second Annual OktoberFetish 2013 Celebration</b> we give ol' Gargamel the upper hand for once, as well as the smarts to pay off some miserable Smurf turn-coat to round up some Smurfettes for some kinky smurfing tickle smorture and Smurfetish Fun!.

… couldn't ya just barf(ette)?

Okay, everybody…. all together? …. <i>La la… lalala la!</i>

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[PQfingers]

Too twisted.

 

[The Director]

Don't know much about Smurfs--but I like that 'toon!

 

[T-Sci]

This almost made me lose my coffee this morning...........absolutely hilarious! I always knew there was a "kinky smurf" along with brainy, jokey, greedy and the rest of the lot. Now the damn song will be stuck in my head all day. priceless!

 

[C.A.B.]

Too twisted.

nevah..... ...... ...... nevAH!

 

[Bohemianne]

Something is spooktacularly devious about it all in this parody... (and the booblets drove me nuts). LOL!

 

[C.A.B.]

Don't know much about Smurfs--but I like that 'toon!

Me neither, but enough to see they could use a little delicious corruption via our favorite fetish. 😉

 

[chicago]

Super kawaii!

I haven't seen that show since I was tiny. They have multiple Smurfettes now?!

 

[C.A.B.]

Super kawaii!

I haven't seen that show since I was tiny. They have multiple Smurfettes now?!

I'm not quite sure if there are multiple smurfettes in Peyo's canon; but, in a short time, I'm sure Gargamel (above) will find out if Smurfette is capable of 'multiples'.

 

[chicago]

I'm not quite sure if there are multiple smurfettes in Peyo's canon; but, in a short time, I'm sure Gargamel (above) will find out if Smurfette is capable of 'multiples'.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

 

[C.A.B.]

Something is spooktacularly devious about it all in this parody... (and the booblets drove me nuts). LOL!

makes ya wanna .... don' it now? LOL!

 

[The Bandito]

The only problem with being Whippy Smurf is that no matter how much he swings his little whip he still goes home with blue balls.

Cuz...you know...he's a smurf.

And their balls are blue.

Nice one, CAB. You and Gargy give it to those fictional tiny adorable woodland critters.

^.^

B

 

[C.A.B.]

This almost made me lose my coffee this morning...........absolutely hilarious! I always knew there was a "kinky smurf" along with brainy, jokey, greedy and the rest of the lot. Now the damn song will be stuck in my head all day. priceless!

LOL dont ya hate that? both the spit take AND the damnable tune!

 

[seanwoj]

Good work. Was wondering when you'd get to the Smurfs lol

 

[milagros317]

Very cute drawing. Thanks for sharing it here. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

Oh, the smurfanity! 😱

Are there no limits to your depredations, CAB? Have you no smurfity?

 

[C.A.B.]

Oh, the smurfanity! 😱

Are there no limits to your depredations, CAB? Have you no smurfity?

alas... I am smurfidious

 

[C.A.B.]

Very cute drawing. Thanks for sharing it here. 😀

I live for your praise, Milz. You complete me.

 

[Druidici]

Lol..love it!

 

[PQfingers]

He He!

 

[Colin]

"Wretched, VILE little smurfs!!"

I've always had a weakness for a good villain (or a bad hero, I guess, depending on how you look at it) and Gargamel was a huge inspiration for me. Wonderful to see him finally get to lay down some smurfy justice!

J

 

[FT MANAGER]

I absolutely love it! I really would like to see the others smurfettes tickled too.

 

[C.A.B.]

I absolutely love it! I really would like to see the others smurfettes tickled too.

Chatouiller les autres Schtroumpfs? Vous êtes un malade, malade, malade, homme, Françoise!!! 😉

 

[rajee]

A great tribute to a classic 1980s cartoon series.

 

[C.A.B.]

A great tribute to a classic 1980s cartoon series.

Much obliged, Rajman! Good to see you round these parts again.