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C.A.B. is Dead ~ III

This time, I believe, it was with a .45 service revolver with 6 hallow-points. Won't know until the coroner's report though, if I technically died of drowning first. 😀

Holy shit, CAB. I thought this was a hoax. It seems like this is death #5. And if you're dead, I'm channeling, so this must be Chanel #5. (waits for it...waits...didn't think so). I am depressed, and you are in deep rest.
 
Holy shit, CAB. I thought this was a hoax. It seems like this is death #5. And if you're dead, I'm channeling, so this must be Chanel #5. (waits for it...waits...didn't think so). I am depressed, and you are in deep rest.

If I were alive and not face-down in a pool right turning the diatomaceous earth in the filter pink, I would remind you that this is my third outing with the reaper, and he won't even stop at Taco Bell on the way. But don't let it get you down. As the old Terra Firma Shave billboards used to say:

DON'T JUST SIT THERE

SAD AND DEPRESSED

LIFT YOUR SPIRITS FROM BEHIND

GET A TOBASCO PROSTATE TEST




...back to my dirt nap.
 
Congrats on getting Bill Murray to appear....I understand he is extremely hard to get ahold of these days!
 
Congrats on getting Bill Murray to appear....I understand he is extremely hard to get ahold of these days!

Believe it or not, he did it for a Baby Ruth bar. ...."Dooodie!"
 
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