camel26

[GEORGIATKLER]

Do you really think you can lift it? My casket will be the carcass of a blue whale adorned on each side with 50 foot marble statues of me giving the world the finger! Bwaaaah!!!

*WHISTLING MERLE TRAVIS' "SIXTEEN TONS"* WOW, JONAH, I MEAN MAYDAY, I'VE HEARD OF PRE-NEED FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS, BUT I THINK YOURS GETS THE RECORD. I ASSUME THE BURIAL SITE WILL HAVE TO BE THE GRAND CANYON WITH SEAWORLD? PROVIDING THE "CASKET"? JUST DON'T MAKE GREENPEACE MAD, DEAD OR ALIVE!! LOL!

 

[nessonite1]

Uh oh...looks like PETA is after mayday now. Which is only fitting as he's a giant PITA himself. 😀 😀 😀

 

[MayDay1]

Feh! What's Greenpeace Going To Do? Throw Granola Bars At Me? Besides, By That Time I Will Have Reduced This Planet To A Stinking Crater Filled With Molten Hot Burning Slag!! The Only Ones Left Alive Will Be Tt Members I Deem Fit Enough For Slave Labor, Building My Rediculously Gigantic Pyramid, Equipped With A Tiki Bar And Skee Ball! And One Of Those Fly Walls!!! Bwaaaaaah!!!

Now Who Was This Comparing Me With A Lunch Time, Flavor Filled Treat?

 

[Camel26]

I dunno...but somehow, I have a weird craving for seafood, and falafel...

And hey--you should keep me alive!!! I'm Jewish, and I've already built pyramids before back in the day!!!!!! 😉 Ah yes, a lil religious humor to start my day...now where is the falafel??? *busts out pita in search of falafel and hummus*

 

[nessonite1]

LOLCamel! I'll keep you in mind for all of my pyramid building needs! Gotta go with your natural talents I always say. 😛
Being half Italian please keep me in mind, MayDay, if you need any semi-pasta dishes made in your pyramid-top revolving restaurant (you made those in Egypt, right Camel?). 😀
Of course theother half of me is British making me half utterly useless. hehehehehe!

Nessonite "Guaranteed too ffend SOMEONE or your money back"

 

[Cbarton]

I dunno...but I'm honored and touched by how long the thread is...and I love you all!!!

Hey Val and Ky--I had the most wonderful dream last night...and it's weird since I've never seen pics of one of you, and the other, I've only seen one pic of...but I had a dream that the three of us were hanging out...and Val walked over, on to me, and sat down on my lower back, facing my feet, and attacked my new spot, and KY got a hold of my feet...it was a beautiful dream...so thanks for getting into my head!!!! I appreciate it!!! 🙂

Sounds like a dream that needs to be made into a reality....
I'm flattere to be allowed into your subconcious. Now I just need to enter the concious mind, and my palnt o rule the world can begin! MUHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

:::takes blue pill...begins to lose delusions again...::::

 

[Camel26]

LOL!!! Ness--I love the new catchphrase about guaranteed offensiveness...I see now why we click so well!!! 🙂

Ky--If I ever get to meet you, I'll be sure to warm up the massage oil...in the matrix...😉

 

[Cbarton]

LOL!!! Ness--I love the new catchphrase about guaranteed offensiveness...I see now why we click so well!!! 🙂

Ky--If I ever get to meet you, I'll be sure to warm up the massage oil...in the matrix...😉

In the matrix???

:::very perplexed and confused look on my face...::: 😕

 

[Camel26]

Sorry...you said something about a blue pill...I assumed it was a matrix reference...*wiggles toes in embarassment*

I saw some really pretty feet at work today...I wanted to give them a massage, but alas: I'm not going to be a therapist for a few years yet...someday...😉

 

[Cbarton]

Sorry...you said something about a blue pill...I assumed it was a matrix reference...*wiggles toes in embarassment*

I saw some really pretty feet at work today...I wanted to give them a massage, but alas: I'm not going to be a therapist for a few years yet...someday...😉

Actually it was a reference to an earlie MASH episode...

 

[Camel26]

I love that show...I used to watch it with my dad...it was our "bonding time"...

Anyhoo...I gotta pack!!! Going home this weekend to mom and dad!!! And I gotta get in some time with my Ler before I go!!!!!!! 😉 I'll talk to you all from home!!!! 😛

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

have a great trip going back to your philly roots. the best part is having a weekend away is that you will miss your ler so much you will love whatever tickle torture she bestows upon thee for leaving her

 

[Cbarton]

I love that show...I used to watch it with my dad...it was our "bonding time"...

Anyhoo...I gotta pack!!! Going home this weekend to mom and dad!!! And I gotta get in some time with my Ler before I go!!!!!!! 😉 I'll talk to you all from home!!!! 😛

It form the first or second season..the first epidose with the Dr. Sidney Freidman, the shrink....when Hawkeye and Trapper try to trick Burns into giveing tehm some R&R...

 

[MistressValerie1]

I love that show...I used to watch it with my dad...it was our "bonding time"...

I had no idea that you also love MASH -- it's almost a religious experience for me 😀

Have a nice trip -- I hope that we can meet up on chat when you're back 🙂

Love and squishing 😉

 

[Camel26]

I'm so glad to be back in da Burgh with my ler...even though that means I'm back to work, at least there are excellent tickling sessions to daydream about, and wonder how the equipment at the PT clinic I work in can be used for bondage...oh man...I missed you guys while I was away!!! I hope all is well with everyone!!! *tackles Val to the ground and tickles her feet madly!* Hey Val!!! I LOVE YOU!!! And I missed you!!!

Ky--I missed you too!!! Let's play pool soon!!!

HB--I miss you too!!! Sorry I wasn't home in Philly longer...if I had more time, I would have called you to go to the L!!! Next visit, I hope! 🙂

 

[nessonite1]

Hey Camel...request that you be allowed to take home some equipment for a little personal study. 😀 I'm sure they wouldnt mind you getting more familiar with how it all works. 😀

 

[Cbarton]

Ky--I missed you too!!! Let's play pool soon!!!

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your on!

 

[MistressValerie1]

Hey, Cammy, welcome back 🙂 I hope to see you online some time soon -- pool maybe? 😉

Luv and squishing,

 

[Camel26]

I just sucked/licked egg yolk (from our breakfast sandwiches) off of my Ler's feet/calf...HOTT!!! She has the cutest feet...and they're yummy, too!!! What a wonderful breakfast...😛

 

[Veedubnut]

Mmmm.......I want some!!

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

breakfast sounds yummy! now as far as all these great equipment, ask to stay late and lock up one night by yourself. then invite your ler in and have some fun.

one last thing camel26: as far as the L goes, i'm like so totally there and do not forget the other thing i pm to you around the time of your departure.

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

*whines* I Wanna Play Pool With Camel Too!! Of Course I'l Have To Shoot From The Shallow End!! Thought For The Day: Minnesota Fats In (almost) A Speedo! *gag* Lol!

 

[MayDay1]

EVERYBODY SCATTER! MAYDAY HAS RETURNED!!!! I HOPE EVERYONE ENJOYED THEY'RE TWO WEEK BREAK FROM MY IDIOCY BECAUSE THAT TIME STOPS NOW!!! MAY NO MAN, WOMAN, OR PURPLE ASSED BABOON EVER SILENCE MY GAPING YAPPER EVER AGAIN!!!
HOW ARE MY PYRAMIDS COMING ALONG?! BWAAAAAHH!!!!!!

Ok seriously though, I'm glad you guys are having fun with possible bondage equipment and Alan Alda. The breakfast thing sounds like fun! I got next!

Did anybody notice I was even gone?

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Good To Have You Back, You Sociopathic Scumbag!! We Missed You!

 

[Camel26]

I missed your special brand of wit, my dear Mayday...

HB--don't worry: eventually, I'll get my girl over to my facility...and use every piece of equipment possible! When I'm thinking of coming home again, I'll let you know!

GT--if you have Yahoo!, you can play pool with me!!! Yahoo! Pool is AWESOME!!! You get to chat, and play pool...it's wonderful...and I've found methods of distraction....*wiggles toes!*