Can you pay to tickle girls at the strip club? First time shy tickler wants to know

[ArchNemesis]

Look guy, you have one true friend that will always be with you, never leave you, and will even stand by your side and fight your battles with you. It's called your penis, what a man's penis wants has to take first priority, bro. Someone said, I think it was Albert Einstein, that there's a reason an erect penis points upward and that's because if you follow your penis the sky's the limit. So your penis wants you to tickle your girlfriend, I don't mean no "hey I'm clownin' around here let me tickle you real quick okay I'm done, what's on TV?" Your penis wants you to do some heavy duty tickling to your girl, and you've gotta know if there's a conflict between your girl and what your penis wants. If she lets you then you're one big happy family, you, your girlfriend, and your penis. If there is a conflict though, you gotta know ASAP so you can cut her loose and move on to the next girl. You don't cut your penis loose, that's not where its at, bro. Your penis is your friend, your ONLY real friend, and it contains therein the wisdom of our country's Founding Fathers. I don't know if any of this is getting through to you, but what I'm trying to say is find out ASAP if your girl is gonna go for the tickling thing cuz if she don't, NEXT! It's like the old saying about a tree falling in the woods and no one is there to see it. See what I'm saying? Go for it dude, you've got every TMF member past present and future in your corner. Do right by your penis and your penis will do right by you. Now let's do this!

 

[rhiannon]

If you let it be about her, not you - not "I love to tickle", but "I love the way you laugh and move when I tickle you. You look sooo sexy. I want more of that, please" - why would any girlfriend freak out because of that?

Very good advice.

 

[kopfhorer]

I strongly advise you not to go behind your girlfriend's back, wasting money you should be spending on both of you to 'interact' with girls barely able to hide their contempt, and who will give you as little action as possible in return for the cash they're taking from you. I've dated two girls over the years who worked as strippers, both of whom happened to be putting themselves through university. I know exactly how they felt about the customers because I heard all about it at great length when they'd 'decompress' after a shift.

Talk to your g/f first, gently introduce tickling into your lovemaking, and let it build from there. If she's not willing to even try, it might be an idea to cast your net further. Nothing worse than being with someone to whom you cannot be yourself sexually. There are girls out there into it; I know because I married one.

This.^

 

[maniactickler]

Apparently he doesn't even know if she's not into it because he never asked! She apparently never said she hated it!



And that is why you are still single, right?

Correct. im saving myself for you!

 

[april]

If in the US it's going to depend on which state in accordance to their state laws. In most clubs there is a strict no touching policy so even if a stripper does agree, if a bouncer see's it happen you risk being kicked out. I have worked as a stripper at three clubs in CA and in all three anything of this nature was a big no no. However while working in Vegas, I saw lots of uncomfortable weird stuff go down; which is why
I hated working there and never will again.

 

[rhiannon]

However while working in Vegas, I saw lots of uncomfortable weird stuff go down; which is why
I hated working there and never will again.

And here is the main reason why you shouldn't tickle a stripper.

 

[ArchNemesis]

And here is the main reason why you shouldn't tickle a stripper.

OP, remember thy penis! Follow thy penis to the ends of the earth!

 

[Jagermeistered]

If in the US it's going to depend on which state in accordance to their state laws. In most clubs there is a strict no touching policy so even if a stripper does agree, if a bouncer see's it happen you risk being kicked out. I have worked as a stripper at three clubs in CA and in all three anything of this nature was a big no no. However while working in Vegas, I saw lots of uncomfortable weird stuff go down; which is why
I hated working there and never will again.

I am at a respectful loss...

 

[Jagermeistered]

And here is the main reason why you shouldn't tickle a stripper.

And, sit on your hands...