Web fluid is silly string!? Oh, that's a crack up! Reminds me when I was a dumb kid...... The little puppets on the "Davy and Goliath" animated show - I used to think that the ones with dark hair had their heads made out of, and filled with, chocolate, and if you craked open that hard hair "shell" on the puppet's head, you could eat the chocolate out, like unwrapping a chocolate Easter bunny! WTF????
And what's the correclation herree between Davy & Goliath & The Son of Sam? Here's a guy named Davy that spoke to a dog about religion. The Son of Sam was DAVID Berkowitz, and he took orders from a dog bout religion, too...... hmmmmmm, in fact, Mad T.V. even did a little animated sketch about the similarities...... I wonder if Radar's farmer "Uncle Ed" from 1950s Iowa on M*A*S*H was actually farmer Ed Gein, cannibal serial killer caught in Iowa in the 1950s.....
And a thought about a high school student not able to create webbing.... wellsir, I remeber reading about 2 high school students who were trying to use their chemistry lab to pull a prank on a favorite teacher. Somehow, they ended up accidently inventing a new kind of edible plastic, and how drug companies were all after them for the rights to the formula to use this plastic in manufacturing pills & capsules... then there was that hairdresser a few years ago mixing up his own chemicals and accidently invented a plastic that could withstand a nuclear blast..... Spidey just needed a good accident to occur!