Caption Contest!

[kopfhorer1]

Today in the New York Post: ALIEN MONSTER DISGUISED AS U.S. SENATOR TERRORIZES GATHERING AT SHOPPING MALL!

 

[Sir Bombers]

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HUNDRED ACRE WOODS TO YOU?!

:laughing:

 

[dalekfire]

"Mmm...those toddlers were tasty..."

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Okay, how about THIS one(see attached)?

 

[TKLVR181]

"You're under arrest for jaywalking sir...so...why DID you cross the road?" 😀

~K

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

"You're under arrest for jaywalking sir...so...why DID you cross the road?" 😀

~K

:laughing:

 

[PlutoBum]

omg i LOVE him!

 

[melanie2]

Do my eyes look fat to you?

 

[Plague Doctor]

Big bird was put in a rehab clinic after rumours about his drugs usage.

 

[skull108]

kinky is with a feather , disturbed is with a guy in a chicken suit

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

:laughing: All of the above^

Continuing on with the chickensuit-tangent(see attached):

 

[dalekfire]

:laughing: All of the above^

Continuing on with the chickensuit-tangent(see attached):

"All right, miss, good results so far, but now let's test to see who's pecker is better..."

 

[Sir Bombers]

:laughing: All of the above^

Continuing on with the chickensuit-tangent(see attached):

I'm sorry miss, but this is the worst case of chicken pox i've ever seen!

 

[Cbarton]

"So, to make sure I have this right, you want the tummy-tuck, boob job AND the beak lift?"

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

:laughing:

Okay, howzabout this one?

 

[TyrantRaveAB]

i just saw that photo on b yesterday... and i forgot the captions. XD ohh well!

 

[Lulu1]

"Halloween conformity."

 

[Timewarp]

"Here are your S and M final exams. Please use Number 2 pencils. No cheating and you have 30 mins to complete it. You may begin".

 

[Plague Doctor]

Sorry for the mask guys but the dude in the front ate beans yesterday.

 

[skull108]

even pyro's from team fortress 2 need to take a written exam before they are allowed to handle there weapons , yes kids playing with fire is a serious thing.

 

[melanie2]

Are all the members of gas emitters anonymous present and accounted for?

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

"Every man, woman, and mutant on this planet shall know the truth about de- evolution."

 

[TKLVR181]

"Uhm, sir? They haven't used Mustard Gas since World War One..."

 

[Wii]

After Wario's joining of the clan, all members were required to wear gas masks after his "contribution" to their team.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

:laughing:

Switching gears abit, I wonder what everyone can think up for this bondage photo(as voiced from either model's viewpoint)?