Carrots Marching!!!!

[kered]

You are powerless to resist the tender, scrumpcious deliciousness of our Carrot Hordes!

Bring them on! Vorpal bunnies and their allies love to make carrot cake!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Bring them on! Vorpal bunnies and their allies love to make carrot cake!

Kered! How could you side with the evil bunny hell-lords?!

With that screen-name, I thought for sure you'd be on the side of Healthy Nutrition!

 

[General Zod]

Kered! How could you side with the evil bunny hell-lords?!

With that screen-name, I thought for sure you'd be on the side of Healthy Nutrition!

Carrots are healthy nutrition That's why the wuvable widdle bunnies wuv them

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Carrots are healthy nutrition That's why the wuvable widdle bunnies wuv them

But if the wubbable widdle bunnies are in fact demonic hellspawn from the very Nether-regions of, um, Hades?

Try to think of it from our (the Carrot) perspective! We're seeing whole generations of our loved-ones devoured by those merciless, lope-eared Hellrodents!

 

[General Zod]

Then what should the bunnies eat? Carrots are good for them The bunnies don't eat meat That makes them good

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Don't Eat Meat?!?

Then what do you call THIS, Herr Zod?!!

That's RIGHT, Mister! Genuine video-documentation of gruesome flesh-eating rituals of the Vorpal Horde against innocent Carrot civilians!

Save it for the Judge, Zod!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

What about THESE instead?

Then what should the bunnies eat? Carrots are good for them The bunnies don't eat meat That makes them good

It's Broc-co-licious!

 

[General Zod]

Then what do you call THIS, Herr Zod?!!

That's RIGHT, Mister! Genuine video-documentation of gruesome flesh-eating rituals of the Vorpal Horde against innocent Carrot civilians!

Save it for the Judge, Zod!

Let me get this straight You think carrots are living beings? 🙄 The bunnies do wuv broccolli

 

[kered]

Kered! How could you side with the evil bunny hell-lords?!

With that screen-name, I thought for sure you'd be on the side of Healthy Nutrition!

The vorpal bunnies exist only to destroy demons. Kurchatovium the Invincable decreed this. You shall not sway us from this noble cause!

 

[amk714]

I like carrots. 😀

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I like carrots. 😀

Good show, amk714!

I hereby place you in charge of our newest Vorpal P.O.W.
Careful, she's a fiesty one! Utilize whatever practickle information-gathering techniques you are adept at to break her will and discover the secret bunny Hell-hutch!

 

[isabeau]

holy bugs bunny Doc. where do you find these pictures??? she munches away at a carrot asking "whats up Doc?" lololol

isabeau

 

[amk714]

Good show, amk714!

I hereby place you in charge of our newest Vorpal P.O.W.
Careful, she's a fiesty one! Utilize whatever practickle information-gathering techniques you are adept at to break her will and discover the secret bunny Hell-hutch!

Thank you, Doc. I will take off her boots and brush up on my info-gathering techniques. Did I say brush? That gives me an idea ...

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

holy bugs bunny Doc. where do you find these pictures??? she munches away at a carrot asking "whats up Doc?" lololol

isabeau

Holy Stromboli! Not you, too, Isabeau!
Amk714: I hereby authorize the immediate apprehension of Izzy for internment purposes so that we may get to the bottom of this far-reaching vorpal-bunny conspiracy!
Carrots Forever!

 

[kered]

Holy Stromboli! Not you, too, Isabeau!
Amk714: I hereby authorize the immediate apprehension of Izzy for internment purposes so that we may get to the bottom of this far-reaching vorpal-bunny conspiracy!
Carrots Forever!

Don't worry isabeau. They've sent an elite squad of vorpal bunnies to protect you and lots of carrots to eat. Vorpal bunnies will prevail!!

 

[amk714]

Amk714: I hereby authorize the immediate apprehension of Izzy for internment purposes so that we may get to the bottom of this far-reaching vorpal-bunny conspiracy!

Thanks again, Doc! I will get to the bottom of this conspiracy by tickling the bottoms of Izzy's feet. 😀

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Don't worry isabeau. They've sent an elite squad of vorpal bunnies to protect you and lots of carrots to eat. Vorpal bunnies will prevail!!

Waaah! But I wanted to put on my special interrogation-mask( ) and tickle(I mean question) Isabeau!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Thanks again, Doc! I will get to the bottom of this conspiracy by tickling the bottoms of Izzy's feet. 😀

Ah! Good show! I'd feared they'd ambushed you, Amk714! Yes! Question Isabeau until she can't bear it any longer...and then 'question' her somemore!

Meanwhile, we've already rounded-up the elite
squad of vorpal bunnies and are readying them
for Abu Graihab-style fun:

 

[kered]

OK. We've got him surrounded. Two squads of bunnies take out the carrot patch. The other 10,000 thru the front gate. Leave no carrot left unmunched! This will be the vorpal bunnies finest hour!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

OK. We've got him surrounded. Two squads of bunnies take out the carrot patch. The other 10,000 thru the front gate. Leave no carrot left unmunched! This will be the vorpal bunnies finest hour!

Perhaps you wouldn't be so quick to decimate our poor, beleagared carrot-patch if you could actually see the many faces of our people.

 

[isabeau]

Ah! Good show! I'd feared they'd ambushed you, Amk714! Yes! Question Isabeau until she can't bear it any longer...and then 'question' her somemore!

Meanwhile, we've already rounded-up the elite
squad of vorpal bunnies and are readying them
for Abu Graihab-style fun:

question me???? how did i get involved in all this??? quietly munches on a carrot.... yum yum

isabeau

 

[kered]

Perhaps you wouldn't be so quick to decimate our poor, beleagared carrot-patch if you could actually see the many faces of our people.

I saw the faces of your people and they looked delicious. In fact, I'm having a few for lunch. Another carrot, Izzy? There's plenty to go around!

 

[isabeau]

I saw the faces of your people and they looked delicious. In fact, I'm having a few for lunch. Another carrot, Izzy? There's plenty to go around!

you bet with a yummy ranch dressing to dip those carrots.... cant have enough carrots.....

isabeau

 

[kered]

you bet with a yummy ranch dressing to dip those carrots.... cant have enough carrots.....

isabeau

Have all you want. I am gonna give a bunch to the elite ninja vorpal bunnies that are guarding you from evil and a few to my birds.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Have all you want. I am gonna give a bunch to the elite ninja vorpal bunnies that are guarding you from evil and a few to my birds.

Hey!

No way, Kered!
I own exclusive rights to the Woodsie the Owl ( )-icon until Magic Touch Jeff comes off with the CARROT EMOTICON I demand!