Cat caught smuggling escape tools into Brazilian prison...

[SamuelKhan]

Talk about Fail Cat...

SAO PAULO — Look what the cat dragged in.

Guards at a Brazilian prison nabbed a white cat that slipped through the gate with a cell phone, drills, small saws and other contraband taped to its body.

Alagoas prison spokeswoman Cinthya Moreno says the cat was caught New Year’s Eve at the medium-security prison in the city of Arapiraca.

The O Estado de S. Paulo newspaper reported Saturday that all of the prison’s 263 inmates are suspects in the smuggling attempt, though a spokesperson said, “It will be hard to discover who is responsible since the cat does not speak.”

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wor...-escape-tools-article-1.1234059#ixzz2HD1s7WBa

Uh...no shit.

 

[tarr2k]

Give a cat a cheezburger, he'll take a mile.

 

[PhilipRJ_UK]

Shock horror! A can't that CAN'T speak? What is happening to the world?

 

[kis123]

This almost looks unreal, but people never cease to amaze me (even if it's in a bad way).

 

[Flatfoot]

I hope the kitty's okay.

 

[voided9]

The comments on the Yahoo article are hysterical. And the cat will be fine, they're giving it medical help and they'll be sure to remove the tape and whatnot without hurting him.