cat joke

[milagros317]

A woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy."

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common."

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[featherfingers]

That's hysterical, Milagros!!!

I'm reminded of something that happened on "The Tonight Show" with Johnny Carson as host. He was interviewing some hot looking actress who just happened to have a cat on her lap. She asked Johnny, "Would you like to pet my pussy?" Johnny replied, "Yes, but move that damn cat first!"