CDC: Do not kiss your chickens.

[General Zod]

http://www.kmbc.com/health/cdc-please-do-not-kiss-your-chickens/41697432

Back in the day,we chocked our chickens.

 

[Bugman]

Well damn. There goes my Sunday afternoon.

 

[a7hgsir4h3jk]

Oops, too late. I sent this article to my siblings and it turns out they've already snuggled and kissed their beloved chickens.

 

[TheGerbilSystem]

I mean we crack jokes and all but there's nothing funny about the government trying to regulate love. This is all very 1984 and it's making me upset.

 

[Sandisk444]

I mean we crack jokes and all but there's nothing funny about the government trying to regulate love. This is all very 1984 and it's making me upset.

I would argue that the love is kind of unrequited by the chicken. I mean, I'm all for loving thy poultry as long as it can give consent beyond a reasonable doubt. So until we find the chicken rosetta stone I'm going to have let the government have this one.

 

[TheGerbilSystem]

I would argue that the love is kind of unrequited by the chicken. I mean, I'm all for loving thy poultry as long as it can give consent beyond a reasonable doubt. So until we find the chicken rosetta stone I'm going to have let the government have this one.

Ugh. You are just hopelessly unromantic, aren't you?

 

[milagros317]

I have no desire to kiss a chicken. I have strong desires to feast on fried chicken.

 

[Cosmo_ac]

To Hell with that. I will kiss any chicken, sheep, goat, or monkey that I choose to, and to Hell with your judgement. I will say good day to you, sir.

 

[chicago]

Tf is a chock lol

 

[Wolf]

Tf is a chock lol

I thought he was referencing the Peter Gabriel song, "Chock the Monkey"....

 

[General Zod]

Tf is a chock lol

Choke not chock.

 

[Wolf]

Choke not chock.

That's silly.
"Choke Full O' Nuts" doesn't make sense.

 

[BlasterMaster]

Well Zod, it looks like somebody counted their chickens...(puts on sunglasses)...before they hatched!

 

[paracarl44]

I have no desire to kiss a chicken but I do like a chicken dinner.

 

[Gothika]

well..that ruins the plans i had tonight