Celebs

[$Tickletorturer]

So we've all seen the "which celebs would you tickle" thread about a million times so I figured I'd put a bit of a teist on it. Let's say you could tickle torture any celeb you wanted under one condition, you had to show they commited some form of crime. Now crime in this case doesn't mean the law, rather some kind of atrocity that they likely made millions on. I'll give a few examples.

Like Halle Berry for thinking Catwoman was a good movie idea. And she can wear that hideous costume for her tickling too.

Or singers like Jewel or Liz Phair who went from respectable folk rockers to complete sellouts.

Anyhow I expect the usual suspects of victims, but the challenge liesin finding a reason. Celebrities get away with a lot of crap, and we should'nt have to take it anymore, so let's sentence the whole lot of 'em to a good ticklin. 😉

 

[AffectionateDan]

While I'll be first to freely admit I've got more than my fair share...

...of fantasy celebrity ticklees, I have a hard time reconciling the notion of tickle-torturing anyone, celebrity or otherwise, unless they actually WANT to be tickle-tortured. I feel kinda sorry for them. They can't just come hang out with us at a Munch or a Gathering like normal people would, and that sucks. And I'd be willing to bet that there's some of them who wish they could, too. Hell, with the thousands of members we have, I can't help but wonder if some of our lurkers are famous folk who don't dare let their shadow hit the ground in a public forum like this. I'm reminded of that Julia Roberts movie, Notting Hill, where the common guy meets a movie star, and all the bumps and bruises they take trying to make it work. Kinda like Cinderella in reverse. Shame they can't just enjoy the company of like-minded people. How cool would that be?

 

[Knox The Hatter]

So we've all seen the "which celebs would you tickle" thread about a million times so I figured I'd put a bit of a teist on it. Let's say you could tickle torture any celeb you wanted under one condition, you had to show they commited some form of crime. Now crime in this case doesn't mean the law, rather some kind of atrocity that they likely made millions on. I'll give a few examples.

Like Halle Berry for thinking Catwoman was a good movie idea. And she can wear that hideous costume for her tickling too.

Or singers like Jewel or Liz Phair who went from respectable folk rockers to complete sellouts.

I was just going to dismiss this as just yet another tiresome celebrity tickling thread, of the type that gets posted every other day around here, when I noticed that this man Tickletorturer has a sense of humor. Such a rare commodity...

In this vein, I'd love to tickle torture Bette Midler for having the nerve to record some really awful songs (e.g. "From A Distance", "Wind Beneath My Wings", etc) 😛

 

[$Tickletorturer]

Re: Re: Celebs

I was just going to dismiss this as just yet another tiresome celebrity tickling thread, of the type that gets posted every other day around here, when I noticed that this man Tickletorturer has a sense of humor. Such a rare commodity...
(e.g. "From A Distance", "Wind Beneath My Wings", etc) 😛

Thanks for the compliment, and for the post. I like to try not to be your average poster. Though in retrospect, a craftier title could've helped. But oh well, keep 'em coming guys, let's keep this thread goin!! 😀

 

[KoocheeKoo]

Britney Spears....for a variety of things she's done in recent years 😀

Jennifer Garner....for starring in a spy series....teasing us by being captured, strapped down and tortured for information, but never tickle-tortured 😀

Brande Roderick...because she didn't laugh enough when tickled on Howard Stern (I'll make her squeal...love those ticklish knees

Jenna Bush...underage drinking & using a fake ID (you've heard of "scared straight"? she needs to be tickled straight 😀

Sable (WWE Diva)....being arrogant and villainous. She needs a lesson taught....a ticklish lesson

Torrie Wilson (WWE Diva)....for bad acting when the "Big Show" trashed/ turned over her car on WWE Smackdown 😀

 

[BlackmoonDoll]

I'm not really into celebs. so prob no one! 🙂

 

[AffectionateDan]

Re: Re: Celebs

In this vein, I'd love to tickle torture Bette Midler for having the nerve to record some really awful songs (e.g. "From A Distance", "Wind Beneath My Wings", etc) 😛

Heretic! Blasphemer! Burn the witch! Burn! 🙄 (not that I wouldn't LOVVVVVVVVVVVE to tickle the Divine Ms. Bette, mind you)

 

[General Zod]

Jessica Simpson
Has anyone heard her version of Take My Breath Away? IMO she can't sing or act

 

[the_Baron]

kirsten dunst for daring to go from a sweet innocent child actor to one that looks slutty.

punish the tramp.

 

[$Tickletorturer]

Awesome job guys!!

Keep 'em coming, let's keep this thread alive. I have to say that after AffectionateDan's post I was worried this was gonna become some big politcal correctness forum. But it hasn't, and I'm gald. So keep up the good work!

 

[tklgal226]

chris odonell for making "Batman and Robin"

~clair 😀

 

[rajee]

😀 Christine Aguielera (sp?) for her "Dirty" music videoand now for dressing up like a guy in a 3 pice suit. 😛

Nicole Kidman for teasing us by saying she likes to be tickled. Same goes for Drew Barrymore.

Kelly Ripa for talking about shoes and teasing us with her feet.

 

[Gemma]

Sandra Bullock - I'd tickle her til she promised never to attempt to act again. 😱

 

[AffectionateDan]

Re: Awesome job guys!!

Keep 'em coming, let's keep this thread alive. I have to say that after AffectionateDan's post I was worried this was gonna become some big politcal correctness forum. But it hasn't, and I'm gald. So keep up the good work!

Not what I was going for with that... saddens me to hear you'd think that of me.

 

[$Tickletorturer]

Perhaps I misunderstood. In any case no offense intended.

 

[billylee]

The Dixie Chicks: one for "the comment," and the other two for acting like it didn't matter

Cher: for holding a farewell tour for the last seven years

Madonna: as punishment for...well, everything.

 

[rajee]

😀 I would love to get my hands on Madonna's soles. 😀

 

[$Tickletorturer]

Yeah, how could I forget Madonna. Basically for everything she's donw since 2000. And yes Rajee the lady has beautiful feet.

 

[Collin]

Re: While I'll be first to freely admit I've got more than my fair share...

...of fantasy celebrity ticklees [...]I feel kinda sorry for them.[...]And I'd be willing to bet that there's some of them who wish they could, too. Hell, with the thousands of members we have, I can't help but wonder if some of our lurkers are famous folk who don't dare let their shadow hit the ground in a public forum like this.

We do have a famous person here! Mike Myers! You know, Austin Powers. Here he is known as Rajee, but don't tell anyone! 😀

 

[crydun]

Sen. John Kerry- for being so serious all the time

Frasier Crane(Kelsey Grammer)-for cancelling his show. That was my favorite show on TV

Donald Trump- for being so rich

Billy Ray Cyrus- for not writing as many songs

Ben Affleck-for being a player

Matt Damon- for putting up with Ben

Dylan McDermitt- for getting kicked off The Practice

 

[Rubberneck216]

Lovely Lillian

I would like to tickle WWE ring announcer Lillian Garcias feet for attempting to sing the national anthem at every opportunity that arises! I want to tie her up so her hands are above her head and her bare feet are together and have a goat lick salt water off her soles while shes spasms with helpless laughter! I would off course be kissing her heavenly legs and enjoy being cheek to cheek with Lillian while she howls in laughter, further humiliating and dominating her!