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Children's Books

aun_existe_amor

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Children's Books Not Recommended by the National Library Association........

Clifford the Big Dog is Put to Sleep

Nutritional Benefits of Things from your Nose

The Hardy Boys, the Bobsey Twins, and the Vice Squad

The Tickling Babysitter

A Pictorial History of Circus Geek Suicides

Charles Manson Bedtime Stories

Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle

Babar Becomes a Piano

Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear

David Duke's World of Imagination

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

Legends of Scab Football

Teddy: the Elf with the Detached Retina

Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer

Joe Garagiola Retells Favorite Fairy Tales But Can't Remember the Endings to All of them

Ed Beckley's Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change From Your Mom's Purse

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

Let's Draw Betty and Veronica Without Clothes

The Care Bears : Maul Some Campers

You Were an Accident

Strangers Have the Best Candy

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It

Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Bi-Curious George

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver

You Are Different and That's Bad

Dad's New Wife Timothy

Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games

Testing Homemade Parachutes With Your Household Pets

Why Your Moms "Flashlight" Vibrates

Detours Using Local High Traffic Rail Tracks
 
lol nutritional benefits from your nose.. but why the bobsey twins and hardy boys?
 
aun_existe_amor said:
Babar Becomes a Piano

The Care Bears : Maul Some Campers

You Were an Accident

Bi-Curious George

Why Your Moms "Flashlight" Vibrates
LMAO. Lol, hillairious Aun. :D
aun_existe_amor said:
Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games
I do, however, agree that this would not make good reading.

Poor innocent hamsters. :shake:
 
HeavenlyTickle said:
LMAO. Lol, hillairious Aun. :DI do, however, agree that this would not make good reading.

Poor innocent hamsters. :shake:

Poor innocent hamsters would make great eating....er...I mean reading. :rolleyes:
 
Here's one I remeber from MAD magazine from several years ago


It burns when I pee Charlie Brown
 
Illtcklu said:
Did someone say Bar-B- Que?!
No, they didn't. So there.
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