Chocolate Rain

[Borg Perfection]

I for the first time in my life yesterday, witnessed the atrocity known as "Chocolate Rain."

I now feel I need therapy. I have never felt so viscerally angry at someone merely from looking at them. I can respect Tay Zonday as an artist, and his unique point of view, but really? Does he have to look like his balls are caught in the vacuum of space for the duration of the entire video? If he opened his eyes any wider they'd fall out of his head.

I would love to knock that smug look off his face too. It's like he knows he's being annoying as hell and thinks it's funny.

Dear god why did I click on that link. All I hear in my head is that damn piano melody over, and over, and over followed by flashing images of his enormous bulging eyes. That man belongs in a fish bowl.

 

[drewskee]

I for the first time in my life yesterday, witnessed the atrocity known as "Chocolate Rain."

I now feel I need therapy. I have never felt so viscerally angry at someone merely from looking at them. I can respect Tay Zonday as an artist, and his unique point of view, but really? Does he have to look like his balls are caught in the vacuum of space for the duration of the entire video? If he opened his eyes any wider they'd fall out of his head.

I would love to knock that smug look off his face too. It's like he knows he's being annoying as hell and thinks it's funny.

Dear god why did I click on that link. All I hear in my head is that damn piano melody over, and over, and over followed by flashing images of his enormous bulging eyes. That man belongs in a fish bowl.

at the phrases in bold.

 

[tickle_feety]

Always makes me laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e-VDXhXPSE&feature=related

Also, is it just me that thinks he looks a little like Janet Jackson?