Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

[Faramir]

as posted by Venray over on the TMF

Schizophrenia ---
Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder ---
We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Amnesia ---
I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic ---
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic ---
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and
Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants.......

Paranoid ---
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder ---
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder ---
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Agoraphobia ---
I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave
My House

Autistic ---
Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock ...

Senile Dementia ----
Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In
My Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder ---
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the
House

Social Anxiety Disorder ---
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While
I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

 

[Dussicar]

I'm fucked!

I identified with nine of these joke songs.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Hee! Ever since Ray posted this at the TMF I can't get the first out of my mind. That song is forever corrupted for me.

 

[coloman]

I think Venray has WAY too much time on his hands. Either that or he majored in abnormal psychology in college LOL.

 

[Faramir]

a few more from the venerable ... Venray ..

DEPRESSION:Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE: All I want for Christmas is for you to guess.

Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Paranoid Schizophrenia --- I Know They're Listening to What I Hear

ADHD --- All I Want For Christmas Is Everything And I Want It NOW!

HYPOMANIA: Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!

ADD --- Joy to the ... Oh, Look, Christmas Lights!

Or...

Silent night, Holy ni ... oooh look at the froggy, can I have a chocolate?, why is Francesco far away?


and one for our slightly physically challenged friends ... "Hark The Hair-Lipped Angels Sing"

 

[Dussicar]

Jesus! It just keeps getting worse!

I identified with five of THESE ones!

 

[LonelyKimiko]

Don't wanna be competative, so I'm notgonna tell you how many of these struck a bell with me >_< .

 

[Hungarian21]

well, Santa already got me, so I dont think I qualify....