Christmas Jokes and Riddles

[luv2bt&tickled]

Some of these are korny, but I thought cute. I hope that you like them and get a giggle or two out of some of them. Enjoy!
MerryChristmas


Christmas Jokes and Riddles

What do elves learn in school? ekf - abet


What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
No L (Noel)

What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents? Silent Night

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? frost bite

What kind of bird can write? a pen-guin

What did the ghost say to Santa Claus? I'll have a boo Christmas without you

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? A fleece navidad

What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claus

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?Crisp Cringle

What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle? Neither, candles always burn shorter

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle

Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Elf esteem

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic


 

 

[amk714]

I've never seen that list! Funny stuff, just in time for the holidays. Thank you again, Tracy! 😎

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

I've never seen that list! Funny stuff, just in time for the holidays. Thank you again, Tracy! 😎

Thank you Alex! I think you are my biggest supporter😉 Love and Peace