Cloning Candidates

[Mz Chaos]

I'm gonna do a lot of supposing here but play along with me for a sec...

Suppose that cloning became legal and accepted... suppose we could clone anyone from history and put the clones in an environment where they would be raised and turn out exactly as the original had...

Now...

Taking into consideration the great thinkers, inventors, scientists, leaders (oh hell even the actors, artists, comedians...) etc. that have graced our history...

Who would you nominate/choose to clone and place once again amidst our population for the contributions you think they could make to our society???

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

the guy that created the whoopie cushion would be a great start

 

[tcklft]

... followed soon thereafter by the guy who invented the fart in a can.

 

[Mz Chaos]

the guy that created the whoopie cushion would be a great start

Only another bag of wind could appreciate the whoopie cushion.

 

[Wildtime]

If ann coultier met an anti-ann coultier, would that mean total annihilation?

Only another bag of wind could appreciate the whoopie cushion.

Like Ann Coultier? Actually, I'd be interested in cloning a 'bleeding-heart' liberal version of her--just to compare and contrast .

 

[Cosmo_ac]

well, if we could do anybody, i'd say Jesus.

 

[maniactickler]

Bruce Lee

 

[milagros317]

If I owned a baseball team, I would like to acquire ten or 12 clones of Sandy Koufax. 😀

 

[BLUE_THUNDER]

jimi hendrix, randy rhoads and stevie ray vaughan would be a good start ......... three great guitar players who were all cut short before they really hit their prime.......

 

[SamuelKhan]

If I owned a baseball team, I would like to acquire ten or 12 clones of Sandy Koufax. 😀

Don't forget some clones of Jackie Robinson. You need bats.

 

[milagros317]

Those 10 or 12 were for the pitching staff. For hitters I'll take clones of Babe Ruth (who can also pitch), Jackie Robinson (steals lots of bases, too), Willie Mays (even though he was a hatged jint), Ted Williams, and Joe DiMaggio. 😀

 

[Capnmad]

If I've said it once, I've said it at least that time:

Michael Portnoy.

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There has never been and will never be enough "Soy Bomb" to go around.

 

[SamuelKhan]

I would clone...

Julius Caesar, to conquer the world with modern military equipment.

Dr. Jonas Salk, to finish eradicating all disease.

Albert Einstein, to build the first starship.

Stanley Kubrick, to make better movies.

Laurence Oliver, to kick George Clooney's ass

Kim Novak, Grace Kelly, pre-Monaco princess, Vivien Leigh, Debra Paget, Katherine Ross, Anne Archer...and Marylin Monroe.

and yes, Kelly Monaco. Having six or seven.

 

[SamuelKhan]

and Marty Feldman

Looking at him made you fucking laugh...

 

[brianspencer66]

This may not make a lot of sense, but Id want to clone time. Go back to when I was 20 with the knowlege that I have now. Perhaps see those that are no longer here and tell them I love them. And well Id have a wiser perspective and take due action to correct some mistakes Ive made.

 

[Bizkit]

I would like to clone Priscilla James.I think every household should have one of her.

 

[Dussicar]

I say we clone Adolph Hitler.

Then give him a one way ticket to Israel.

 

[General Zod]

I would not clone anyone from the past

#1 How would they be able to fit into modern times

#2 Let's face it There would be evil dictators/tyrants from the past who would get cloned somehow

 

[Mz Chaos]

I would not clone anyone from the past

#1 How would they be able to fit into modern times

They would be raised in modern times so they would have no trouble fitting in... I'm not talking about bringing them back from the dead, just placing their attributes among our population again for what they could contribute due to their intelligence, talent, etc.

So... for my choices...

Ben Franklin

Mark Twain

Leonardo DiVinci

Isaac Newton

William Shakespere

John F. Kennedy

and

John Ritter

 

[drew70]

Frank Zappa