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[Angra Mainyu]

Can someone please tell me what is going on in these comics? I was told they were in Italian. I'm sorry I'm speaking English here, I just figured it would be the place to ask. If I'm wrong, and this is a different language, please tell me. Thanks.

 

[Angra Mainyu]

As a matter of fact, please move this. It's Portuguese. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

 

[Kalamos]

Well now, it IS a Crepax's Valentina.
I guess it was supposed to be in Italian in the first place.
It is barely readable.
BUT... I think I can provide you with a rough translation, so you know what's going on.



Page 1

Baroness:
Now, this is going to be fun.
Take your panties off.
[unreadable]

Man:
May I help you?

Valentina:
Hands off!
I'll do it alone!

Here.
Now what?
Are you going to ravish me?

Baroness:
Nonsense!
We are champions of modesty and morality.
We value the purity of mind and body.
...
Now, sit down.
Keep her steady.

Valentina:
Ah! Baroness... you think that will work...?
Did you learn that from the colonels?



Page 02

Three minutes later...

Valentina:
Ahhh! AHAHA! Stop! Now!

Five minutes later...

Valentina:
Ahhhoahah! That tickles!

Commander:
Enough, baroness.
This is a thing for girls.

Baroness:
Don't be so impatient, commander.
This girl is extremely touchy and ticklish.
She won't last much longer.

Eight minutes later...

Baroness:
So young lady, shall we start again?
We just need a phone call to your office.

Valentina:
You swines!
I don't know what you want!
Uff... and I wouldn't tell if I knew!

Commander:
Is that so?
Leave her to me.
Back in '44 we had... more serious methods.
...
We won't make you laugh.
We...
BOOM!

 

[Angra Mainyu]

Grazie Kalamos!

 

[Kalamos]

Ah, you're welcome.

🙂