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Commercials That Make You Cringe

The commercials that annoy me here in Canada are not really commercials so much as "public service announcements.

Our premier sattelite cable companies- Shaw and Bell- respectively, offered a package deal for their customers. At the time it was pretty decent. However, by the next year, they cut many of those channels out and replaced them with dead PPV space and about thirteen incarnations of the sports channel. They then introduced a new package deal that included the cannels you got to keep (not many), the channels that they stole from you, and a handful of new channels for ONLY A BAZILLION TIMES THE COST OF THE BASIC PACKAGE! WHAT A DEAL!!!

People got fed up and began to contact those who knew a few things about pirating satellite signals. I guess it became sort of an "epidemic" up here because those same greedy companies began to feel threatened.

Soon after, they began to run melodramatic and absurd ads about the hideous evils of stealing cable signals and raping your defenseless service provider for no reason.

I think that the intention was to villify those who did so to such a degree, that they would be held in the same ostracising light as pedophiles.:jester:

Perhapse some chumps in the McMansion suburbs were gullible enough to fall for it, but by-and-large, people just laugh at them...And rightly so.

in New England COX does the same running commercials saying "it's a crime how some people watch television"
 
The McDonalds McCafe ad with the two chicks sitting in the "fancy" coffee shop basically admitting to one another that they're a couple of dimwitted bimbos. They're expressing their excitement to one another how they're so glad that they can both go to McDonalds to drink coffee now, because they'll fit in there. Evidently McDonalds customers aren't intelligent, have crappy taste in music, and haven't a clue when it comes to things like the names of foreign countries.

"Paraguay?"

Ugh.:sowrong:

Actually i think i heard one ask for a triplel ight decaf Parguay extra foam
 
Any commercial for the show The Hills makes me wanna put a gun in my mouth
 
This Verizon Wireless Commercial

There was this Verizon Wireless commercial that came out last year with this guy Devon that runs into his ex-girlfriend. I think the script goes a little like this...

Ex - "Devon?"
Devon - "Cindi!"
Ex - "I see you that have the whole Verizon Wireless network with you, Mr. Fear of commitment. That's weird."

AT THE PART WHERE SHE SAYS THAT'S WEIRD, I WANTED TO SLAP HER ACROSS THE LIPS WITH AN IRON!!!!!!!!

They picked the perfect bitch for that role. It really had an effect on me; I can't stomach her fucking face. I was 2 minutes away from looking her up on IMDB.com, finding out where she lived, and crippling her and her grandparents.

IT HAS BEEN A YEAR SINCE I SAW THAT COMMERCIAL AND THIS THREAD GOT ME FIRED UP AGAIN!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK!!!!
 
I got one.......the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes where they keep replaying the old woman screaming cause she won.



Drew
 
This one:

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I want to punch him...


SO HARD!!
 
This one:

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I want to punch him...


SO HARD!!


He has a new product he sells now that's even worse! Some kind of chopping tool! I just want to meet him with a spinning roundhouse kick to the skull! Between him and the Oxy-Clean guy, they make my backside hurt!
 
Any commercial for medication where the side effects listed make you say "why the F*&K would I take that sh*t"

:chocrabbit:
 
any of those car commercials from a few years back that show actual staged car accidents with stuntmen to demonstrate safety features. scary stuff that makes you jump.
 
Any commercial for medication where the side effects listed make you say "why the F*&K would I take that sh*t"

:chocrabbit:

I still have my 30 day supply of Lyrica sitting by the bed for that very reason. I figure my fibromyalgia symptoms were better than that drug's side effects.............:idunno:
 
Any commercials that use talking babies (the one for eTrade is particularly awful).

Or the new Manwich commercial - that has to be one of the stupidest jingles ever. "You don't have to be a witch" - oh, really? :banghead:
 
This one:

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I want to punch him...


SO HARD!!

agreed i also hate this guy :slapfight:
 
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WAKKIE NU NU!
 
Dear OxiClean Guy,

Dear OxiClean Guy,

I’d like to know what you’re on. I can’t begin to imagine the pharmaceutical cocktail you’d have to consume in order to be so consistently energized. You come to me through my TV in the middle of the night, when I can’t sleep and I’m watching the History Channel half awake, and you’re fucking SHOUTING at me! Not because you're mad either. Why?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a consumer *****. I want to be sold things. I am merely a vessel for advertising. I want outlandish claims (except for you, toothpaste companies, take your shite peddling elsewhere). Special twofers? I’m there. But I don’t get it. I’ve used OxiClean. But it really wasn’t that awesome, and it didn’t take away the sting of bad decision making. At all.

I was surprised today to see you in a commercial advertising a lint trap brush. Are the guys at OxiClean not paying you enough? I don’t understand. Is this the beginning of the tapering off of your amped-up hype-man career? Are we going to have to watch you spiral down like the Dell Guy?

I guess if this is the end, I’m sure you’re the kind of guy who’d keep fighting 'til the end.
 
Dear nostradamas,

Are you kidding? My career will never taper off! The lint trap brush ad was just the beginning; I can, and do, pitch anything. Haven't you seen me pitching Kaboom, Miracle Whip, vacuum cleaners, car wax, health insurance and...well, my reach is endless. Why, don't you know I've even appeared on ESPN as a spokesman?

So thanks for your concern, but don't worry about me. I'll be pitching stuff as long as stuff is made.

OxiCleanGuy
 
I can't stand those Headon commercials. They just keep repeating the name of the product over and over. I have to turn the channel whenever they come on because they are so annoying and repetitive.
 
Dear nostradamas,

Are you kidding? My career will never taper off! The lint trap brush ad was just the beginning; I can, and do, pitch anything. Haven't you seen me pitching Kaboom, Miracle Whip, vacuum cleaners, car wax, health insurance and...well, my reach is endless. Why, don't you know I've even appeared on ESPN as a spokesman?

So thanks for your concern, but don't worry about me. I'll be pitching stuff as long as stuff is made.

OxiCleanGuy

Dear OxiClean Guy,

Thanks for your prompt reply.
I had no idea you were so versatile, but in hind site, I should have known.
Your ability to annoy knows no bounds. Bravo!
Do you see yourself pitching loaded handguns and cases of Kentucky bourbon in the future?
If so, I could see myself finally making a purchase from you just to make the SHOUTING stop.

~nostradamas

p.s. If I act now, would you consider throwing in a commemorative shot glass and some of those nifty clean-up towels? :fingerscrossed:
 
The Publisher's Clearing House commercial where the woman yelps JACKKKKK three times in a row.
 
This one:

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I want to punch him...


SO HARD!!

I don't understand the headset. Is he double-dipping as an air-traffic controller between takes?

Anywho, I used to hear this one a bunch on the radio:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6IsCUjAKPc

Everytime I'd hear it start out with him laughing I would cringe. Total douchbag. I'm sorry, but no, most of us don't already know who you are, and you know this, yet you said it anyways.
 
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