Comptuer problems----again

[bellystrokes]

I was again having trouble with my computer, and I didn't want to bother the nice folks of tmf again, so I called Harold, the computer
guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the
problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an 'ID ten T' error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but I nonetheless inquired, "An ID ten T
Error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?"

Harold grinned. "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote it down.

I D 1 0 T

I used to like Harold...

 

[milagros317]

Will Harold live to tell his side of the story? 😀

 

[bellystrokes]

Will Harold live to tell his side of the story? 😀

Uh, no!!! Duh!!!

 

[unclebill]

Try kicking your computer next time. Works for me.

 

[Dianatklee]

Try kicking your computer next time. Works for me.

But put on your army boots first

 

[unclebill]

But put on your army boots first

hmmmm......good idea, my dear. Too bad my mother borrowed them.

 

[bellystrokes]

hmmmm......good idea, my dear. Too bad my mother borrowed them.

And you wonder why your friends were afraid of your mother.

 

[unclebill]

And you wonder why your friends were afraid of your mother.

She is a sweet lady who happens to wear Army boots.

 

[bellystrokes]

She is a sweet lady who happens to wear Army boots.

Dude, sweet ladies don't wear Army boots. Oy!

 

[unclebill]

Dude, sweet ladies don't wear Army boots. Oy!

I know a sweet lady who travels with a knife that would make Crocodile Dundee blush.

 

[bellystrokes]

I know a sweet lady who travels with a knife that would make Crocodile Dundee blush.

And you know another sweet lady who is now the proud owner of such knife.

We're not joking when we say, "Don't fuck with goddesses" hehehehheehehe

 

[unclebill]

And you know another sweet lady who is now the proud owner of such knife.

We're not joking when we say, "Don't fuck with goddesses" hehehehheehehe

I get your point. hehe 😱 And you are sweet.

 

[bellystrokes]

Nice. 🙂 I never knew IT folk were brave enough to say that to a client. Always in the documentation, but never to the client's face.

There's also the infamous pebcak error. Problem exists between chair and keyboard.

Ok, I'll bite (and I get thanked often for that) but what does "pebcak" stand for?

 

[bellystrokes]

PEBCAK - Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard

You can bite me anytime. Sounds more rude than playful... Meant to be the latter though. 🙂

OMG, it was that obvious and I still didn't get it. heheheheheheeh
Must not have been too awake then----my story and I am sticking with it.
*sharpening teeth as week speak* hehhe

 

[bellystrokes]

Sweet. I'll be waitin' for ya. 😉

Careful for what you wish for!!! hehehee