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Condom joke

deadlywiffeathr

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A father and son walk into a service station.

Boy: Daddy, daddy look! *points to 3pk of condoms*

Father: Yes, son. Those are for when you're 18. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday.

Boy: Daddy, daddy look! *points to 6pk of condoms*

Father: Yes, son. Those are for when you're 21. Two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday.

Boy: Daddy, daddy look! *points to 12pk of condoms*

Father: Yes, son. Those are for when you get married. One for January, one for February....

So on and so on 😀 :rowfull:

Hope you liked! I heard it whilst working at a packaging depot with my Dad! 😛
 
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