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Condoms

You should sneak lubes into his bag every times he comes along, so you'll never be wrong. 😉
 
-laughs- He's one of those guys who never wants a bag actually, whenever I ask he always says he can grab everything...should I throw it on the top of the heap when he carries things out?
 
AphroditeRabbit said:
-laughs- He's one of those guys who never wants a bag actually, whenever I ask he always says he can grab everything...should I throw it on the top of the heap when he carries things out?
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That would be a nice touch....😉

Kinda like tossing the viagra refill in the same bag as the roses from the floral section...
 
Here's an idea Aphrodite, next time he comes in and goes on his mumbling and pointing jag, hand him his box of condoms and announce very loudly that he is officially (insert condom manufactuers name here)'s one millionth customer. Then proceed to put one of those Burger King crowns on his head (with "condom king" writen on it), throw confetti at him, and inform him that his image is going to be on a billboard.
 
alchemy said:
Here's an idea Aphrodite, next time he comes in and goes on his mumbling and pointing jag, hand him his box of condoms and announce very loudly that he is officially (insert condom manufactuers name here)'s one millionth customer. Then proceed to put one of those Burger King crowns on his head (with "condom king" writen on it), throw confetti at him, and inform him that his image is going to be on a billboard.
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lmao thats cruel and unusual humiliation.


for those of us unlucky guys who havent had an oppertunity to need a condom * sighs unhappily * its not an issue as of yet. but i know for 1, im not gunna give a royal shit. im gunna go to rite aid, grab a box, walk up to the register, hoping i get waited on by the cute girl that works there, and grin and hand her the money.
 
Poor embarassed sod.

...

Mmm...

Wonder if he's really embarassed and clumsy - and if he's really... er... f*cking at all...

OR

if he's only trying to impress AR, and show her he is of age.
"See? I need condoms... I am a man! No really, I have hair on my chin!"
 
-laughs- Well he always has a different girl in his car so that's why I think it's not the issue of buying it from a woman...I think he would have problems if it was a guy too. I was thinking he didn't have confidence issues as it was always some new babe with him.
 
I have a question...why is he buying his contraceptives at a party store?? Don't most grocery stores have self-checkout lines now?
 
You sell pizza at a party store? Ive never been in a party store that sells rubbers and food. Or a sex shop that sold rubbers and food. Good idea though, get rubbers, porn, and a burger.
 
yjgfn said:
You sell pizza at a party store? Ive never been in a party store that sells rubbers and food. Or a sex shop that sold rubbers and food. Good idea though, get rubbers, porn, and a burger.
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Oh yeah, we sell EVERYTHING there. Beer, pizza, subs, burgers, cheesecake, smokes, weed wrappers, condoms, shoes, toothpaste, diapers, cat and dog food, auto supplies....it's beautiful. If we don't have it...someone asks for it and a few days later we'll carry it from then on. I'm waiting for us to carry ammo too.

(And to answer your question MayDay...we could get you some illegal fireworks for the summer...like my boss always does...every summer.)
 
Except we are sweet..Funny you should say that, it's where my sister works 😛 The store is quite small...my boss just buys the weirdest, oddest assortment of things. He basically buys what people request who come in as regulars.
 
the hollywood brother thinks maybe you ought ot sell him a economy size box so it last longer. the hollywood brother feel bad for this dude because although he getting lucky, he is not man enough to keep a lady
 
I'm wondering myself why he always buys them individually when we have larger packs...maybe he just likes to buy them when necessary 😛
 
the hollywood brother do not think he showing off. in fact after pondering this all day the hollywood brother is positive this guy is a sad man. This hollywood brother wannabe may think that he oozing machismo by having different girls with him every time but he is missing out on love. To the hollywood brother that is the bottom line. The owner of the Philadelphia Soul football team said many years ago that nothing is nothing without love. This man is a local boy from the garden state (the same state that is proud to have ness as a member of) and over the years he has sanf of love numeorus time. The main message is pretty clear that love is very important and the hollywood brother feel bad for this jabroni who buys the condoms because he has all these ticklihs *****s but when he buys the condoms and see the love for jeff that AR has, well it has to hit him in the gut every time!
 
Like I said..Ill show him off. When I layeth, the smacketh, down on his jabroni ass! just as the Hollywoodbrotha would say!
 
Aw... jealous male specimens of the human race are so fascinating... 😉
 
Here you go...maybe he doesnt like using condoms so he says he doesn't have any...but if the girl won't give him any action without one he has to go and buy one?
 
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