njjen3953
4th Level Orange Feather
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Corporate lesson 1
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he
stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and
crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling
the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked
at him and immediately said, "Father,remember psalm 129?" The priest
was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove
his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg
again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once
again the priest apologized."Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance
and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed
to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and
seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story:
Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great
opportunity!
Corporate Lesson 2
Usually the staff of the company play football.
The middle level managers are more interested in Tennis.
The top management usually has a preference for Golf.
Finding: As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in size.
Another good lesson!!
A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to
lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie
comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant
three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me
first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a
speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. In
astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be
in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an
endless supply of pina coladas and the love of his life." Poof! He's
gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager
says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he
stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and
crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling
the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked
at him and immediately said, "Father,remember psalm 129?" The priest
was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove
his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg
again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once
again the priest apologized."Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance
and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed
to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and
seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story:
Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great
opportunity!
Corporate Lesson 2
Usually the staff of the company play football.
The middle level managers are more interested in Tennis.
The top management usually has a preference for Golf.
Finding: As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in size.
Another good lesson!!
A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to
lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie
comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant
three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me
first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a
speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. In
astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be
in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an
endless supply of pina coladas and the love of his life." Poof! He's
gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager
says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
