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Corrupt a Wish Game

Granted but she's using a pitchfork to do it.

I wish Bill Clinton was a black man.
 
Granted, but a lot more women get pregnant.

I wish I wasn't fat anymore.
 
Granted, But now you are swamped with attention from ladies more than you can handle

I wish I could work at home
 
Granted. But then you spend the rest of your life chasing cats!! :cat:

I wish I could make it to NEST this year.
 
Granted, but unfortunately you become the main event.

I wish that I could tickle any girl I wanted and not be beaten up for it.
 
granted,but sadly there are no females left on earth

i wish i was married to Scarlett Johansson
 
Granted but then she becomes a frog with worts

I wish I could be a popular emoticon.
 
Granted, but you end up recieving the tickling from another emoticon.

I wish I could redo my life.
 
Granted but then your new life is a re-run of your previous life

i wish to get a publishing contract for my stories and poetry
 
Granted, but your publisher will go bankrupt a week later.

I wish for some fine spring weather here. 😀
 
Granted, but you will suffer with sun poisoning and be hospitalized June 8 thru 10.

I wish Ward Burton wins the Nextel Cup.
 
Granted, but she tells you she's sorry she now knows you.

I wish for the Dodgers to win the 2007 World Series. 😀
 
Granted, but they are forced to give it up due to cork bats.

I wish I was famous.
 
Granted, but it's because your wife or girlfriend left you and became the companion of Rosie O'Donnell. 😛

I wish to win a huge grand prize in a lottery. 😀
 
Granted. You get robbed of everything the next day.

I wish I was just a kid again.
 
Granted, but you start to suck your thumb, and need a nappy! 😛

I wish I could afford to go out and by a brand new motorbike! 🙄
 
Granted but then the only woman whose into you is a transexual.

I wish I had gold hair.
 
Granted but your hair is the target in a paintball fight and turned all different colors

I wish to tickle Britney Spears
 
Granted...but its right after she walked through a public restroom barefoot again and you can only tickle her feet.

I wish I was better looking.
 
Granted but then you are so hot looking, that you melt the women's eyes.

I wish I was 18 again
 
Granted, but everyones attention is focused "solely" on you

I wish to go to Arizona sooner than October
 
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