Cowboy humor

[venray]

Two cowboys from Arkansas walk
into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust
from their throats. They stand at the
bar, drinking their beers and talking
quietly about cattle prices.

Suddenly a woman at a table behind
them who had been eating a sandwich
begins to cough. After a minute or
so it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress. The cowboys turn to look at her.

"Kin yah swallow? Asked one of the cowboys.
The woman shakes her head "No"
"Kin yah breathe?" asked the other cowboy.
The woman, beginning to turn
a bit blue, shakes her head "NO" again.

The first cowboy walks over to her,
lifts up the back of her skirt,
yanks down her panties, and slowly runs
his tongue from the back of her thigh
up to the small of her back. This shocks
the woman to a violent spasm, the
obstruction flies out of her mouth,
and she begins to breathe again.

The cowboy walks back over to the
bar and takes a drink of his beer.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard
of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but
I ain't never seen nobody do it.

 

[njjen3953]

OMG, That is too funny. I would expect that from you, Venray. Sick humor seems to be a new talent for you.

Jen

 

[TicklingDuo]

OMG, That is too funny. I would expect that from you, Venray. Sick humor seems to be a new talent for you.

Jen

DITTO!!!😀

Ann

 

[venray]

OMG, That is too funny. I would expect that from you, Venray. Sick humor seems to be a new talent for you.

Jen

Sick humor is nothing new.......move along....move along..nothing to see here..........

 

[shark]

I heard a version of that joke that was even worse,but venray saw that you got the gist of it.

 

[Strelnikov]

All Japanese love cowboys. Most cowboy movies would make good Samurai movies, and vice versa. If you doubt this, watch "The Seven Samurai" and "The Magnificent Seven" back-to-back.

So there's a Japanese guy, tourist, who has traveled to Montana. Just outside a roadhouse, he sees a man in a 4-X Beaver Stetson. Wow! A real cowboy!

"Excuse me, Sir," says the Japanese man. "Are you a cowboy?"

"Yes, I am," says the local.

"Why do you wear that big hat?"

"It keeps the summer sun out of my face. It can be used to hold grain to feed my horse, or as a water bucket. I couldn't live without it."

The tourist then asks, "Why do you wear all of that denim clothing?"

"Because it's windproof, tough, long-wearing. It's perfect for working out on the range."

Finally, the tourist says, "Thank you for explaining these things to me. There's just one thing I don't understand. Why are you wearing sneakers instead of cowboy boots?"

"Because I don't want people to think I'm a goddam truck driver!"


Strelnikov