Crazy phrases that are fun to say thread

[Chuck D]

Ain't no thang but a chick wang

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Aluminum Linoleum

 

[paracarl44]

Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers. (Try saying it fast five times without screwing it up.)

 

[milagros317]

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit.
Upon the slitted sheet I sit.
😀

 

[Artoo]

Icaq
Aqic
I82q
B4ip

 

[giggle-maker]

Icaq
Aqic
I82q
B4ip

I understand how to read it, but the only part I can't get is the "q"

 

[milagros317]

Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

She sells sea shells by the sea shore. (A good tongue tangler).🙄

 

[Artoo]

I understand how to read it, but the only part I can't get is the "q"

The "q" is a "queue"!

 

[paracarl44]

He runs, she runs, for buns.

 

[baldadonis]

A phrase I stole from a friend in college, "Gosh crappy darn it." Can't you just feel the rage?

 

[paracarl44]

Radio Announcer's Mistake.

The announcer was rehearsing "The Best in Bread".

But when he did it Live On Air it came out: "The Breast in Bed".