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Crystal's Thought Of The Day..

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Man driving down
road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, BITCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

Thought For the Day:
If only men would listen​
 
What you left out of the story was that as she rounded the next curve, she hit a large female Mastiff causing her to loose control, plunge down a deep ravine and burst into flames. Sometimes guys really are just trying to help.

Disclaimer – No animals were actually harmed during the making of this thread​
 
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Funny that, since the one I heard was the man shouting 'cow', and the woman shouting 'wanker'.
 
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