Curroupt a Wish

[KrazieDog]

Granted....whoops no it aint. Enjoy work! bwhahaahhahahahaahhah

I wish I had some chocolate pudding right now.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted...but there are these mysterious little chunks in it....

I wish I had enough money for a pedicure every week.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. However, your pedicurist is Freddy Krueger.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

You have off today -- but you volunteered to spend the day picking up toenails of homeless people off of the highway

I wish NEST was tomorrow!!!!

 

[McNoodle]

Nest is tomorrow but the location has changed and is now secret.

I wish I could afford to be high 24/7

 

[Artoo]

Granted, but it leaves you incapable of doing even the most mundane things.
Oh wait, that's what happens anyway 😉

I wish I'd gone to bellas...you'd have let a stiff-upper-lip Britisher in, right?

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted, but you gotten eaten by the gorilla.

I wish toothpaste didn't make Orange Juice taste all weird.

Snail Shell

 

[Artoo]

Granted, but you gotten eaten by the gorilla.

I wish toothpaste didn't make Orange Juice taste all weird.

Snail Shell

Granted - now all toothpaste tastes of orange juice!

I wish I had more money.

 

[Snail Shell]

Done. Enjoy your $1.05 (I think we did this one already)...

I wish I knew what to say.

Snail Shell

 

[Artoo]

Granted. But "what to say" involves shouting Nazi Propaganda in the street.

I wish I had the energy to get up, and go to the shops.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, but all the shops now sell only cardboard cut-outs of famous British politicians.

I wish I had something tasty to eat right now.

 

[Insanity_184]

Granted but unfortuantly its that orange juice toothpaste

I wish ppl would talk to me on the chatroom

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, but now you only get the creepy guys and guys pretending to be women constantly IMing you.

I wish I could control the flow of time.

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but you will have to give up your wristwatch.


I wish I could win the Pa Lottery on Friday.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. However, so does everyone else who plays.

I wish I could see a friend of mine.

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but you will have to go blindfolded.





I wish that all the leaves would get down.

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted, but it's Kered. *runs*

I wish Kered didn't know where I live.

Snail Shell

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. Instead, he just knows where you are at all times.

I wish it were still summer.

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but it will get over 100 degrees and you won't have an air condition.



I wish that winter was not coming.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. It's already here and you're ass-deep in snow.

I wish we could skip the Christmas holiday.

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, and Santa Claus can leave you a lump of coal.


I wish that it stays warm this winter.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. You are now spending your winters in Hell.

I wish this damn cold would get out of my head.

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. It's now in your spleen.

I wish I knew what a spleen actually did...

Snail Shell

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. You now know a human spleen is considered a delicacy by the Crab People and your knowledge of this has made you next on their list.

I wish I had season tickets to the Steeler's home games.

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. They now, however, sport a worse record than the Detroit Lions.

I wish I knew what to get Lee for Christmas. 😕

Snail Shell