Curroupt a Wish

[darkhand]

Granted....but unfortunately your flabby man-boobs don't really appeal to the ladies.

I wish i wasn't out of popcorn.

 

[Dave2112]

Granted. Your stomach is now full of popcorn...as are your bladder, rectum, spleen, liver, lungs and pancreas.


I wish I could make a wish without it getting corrupted.

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. It's on another thread though.

I wish I owned the cryogenically frozen head of Walt Disney.

Snail Shell

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. However it animates and gnaws your leg off.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted...but we corrupt them all 🙂

I wish all you bitches were here with me now!

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, there they are.....all as flesh-eating zombies.

I wish I could've seen Skippy's SAM trial and watch her get pwned.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Grrrrr

You were there...but instead of me getting PWNed..IT WAS YOU!!! (consider this a warning!)

I wish it was NEST tomorrow 🙁

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, but on your way there your car gets hijacked by albino midgets that take you to Cuba.

I wish Pittsburgh to win the Super Bowl this year.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but it's fake superbowl that the NFL made so the Steelers would quit fucking whining -- the Eagles win the real SuperBowl

I wish slacker would get pwned at NEST 😀

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. However, his pwnage comes at the cost of your total destruction.

I wish Skippy would realize Eagles' fans are nothing but dreamers who will never see a Lombardi Trophy for their team.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but I don't know what a fucking llama trophy or whatever is so I dont really care LOL Im just trying to make you mad

I wish slacker would understand that I will never be destroyed...at NEST or elsewhere

 

[Dave2112]

Granted. As every female dog in a four hundred mile radius crams into your house.


I wish my wishes could wish for things I wished for but didn't know I wanted, so that my wishes could have wishes of thier own.

 

[Dave2112]

( I do so love it when we all post at the same time. Makes the game interesting....)

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted...but sorry DCUP I don't understand your corruption OR your wish LOL so I cannot effectively correupt it for you 🙁

I wish my water was colder

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. It's now frozen to your lips and effectively shuts you up. 😛

I wish people would realize that they can never get the last word in against me.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - except me 😀

I wish slacker would just give up and realize that I'm going to destroy him.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. However, it nothing but a delusion in your mind, just like everything else you run your mouth about.

I wish I could get snowed in a mountain cabin with a bunch of the TMF ladies.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but they're all people you hate


I wish I could get a pedicure every week

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. Your personal pedicurist, Rhino, will be right over.

I wish someone else would jump in here and help mix it up.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

First of all - your corruptions are just mean LOL

2nd of all - granted, but they saw you here and RAN


I wish I wasn't so intimidating...people FEAR ME

 

[slacker2114]

Wish impossible to grant. If you were made any less intimidating, you'd have to be turned into a sponge.

I wish people understood my sense of humor better.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but they still hate you....MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I wish we all lived on a big TMF commune together.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. however, you're there for grounds maintenance only.

I wish there were more members who lived closer.

 

[Insanity_184]

Granted but now you have to move

I wish i knew what my gf was thinking

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, she's thinking you should make her a sammich and quit bugging her for sex.

I wish there was more time to have fun in life.