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Curroupt a Wish

Granted, you are now wearing giant clear platform shoes with goldfish swimming inside them and you they are too small and you can't get them off without amputation.

I wish I could reach that itch in the middle of my back.
 
Granted. Your back is now your front and you're captured by the circus.



I wish tomorrow was the weekend.
 
Granted...but you spend your weekends standing outside of Walmart ringing one of those little bells.

I wish I could snap my fingers and have anything I want.
 
Granted. But you forgot how to snap your fingers.



I wish gas prices would go even lower.
 
Granted, gas prices fall permanently to .50/gallon under US legislations. The oil companies file for bankruptcy and Detroit won't make anything but electric or solar powered vehicles. What a nightmare.

I wish someone would paint my house.
 
Granted...but that's because cars now run on water...which is $10.00/gal.

I wish my consumers smelled better
 
Granted. But the smell had to go somewhere so now it's permanently attached to you.



I wish I was having more fun right now.
 
Granted -- but you become overwhelmed by the amount of fun you're having and suddenly implode.

I wish I had more Hilary Duff With Love perfume & lotion.
 
Granted. But they're hash brownies. You eat them all and go streaking thru the mall.



I wish the days were getting longer instead of shorter.
 
Granted. But it's melted.

I wish for next week's munch to come FREAKING NOW!!!

Snail Shell
 
Granted, but you're hands turn to flames whenever you touch a Snickers and you always melt it before you can eat it.

I wish for world peace.
 
Granted -- your eye doesn't itch anymore because your head is on fire...and the pain overrides the itch


I wish it was warmer in my house...but NOT too warm
 
Granted. You now own a new cat, which will provide cuddles and body heat. 😀

I wish I made like twice what I make now.

Snail Shell
 
Granted. Both your wishes have been solved by cheesecake. 🙂

I wish I had cheesecake.

Snail Shell
 
Granted. A motherlode of Sara Lee products suddenly appear, taking up all available space in your house/apartment.


I wish I had a clone.
 
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