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Curroupt a Wish

Granted. CLONE WARS!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I wish My hair would never grow.

Snail Shell
 
Granted. You will spend the rest of your life as the long-lost twin of Telly Savalas 😀



I wish I had my very own helicopter (think: Airwolf)
 
Granted- But the army think it is an invading force and bomb your neighbourhood

I wish I had a new phone

DJ Tickler
 
Granted, but you now have the new rotary models, with an agent to plug in the call

I wish to lose a few pounds
 
Granted- You move to England, Transfer all you life savings (which are now in pounds) and they get "misplaced"

I wish I could direct a blockbuster movie

DJ Tickler
 
Granted. You are the director of a straight-to-dvd film sponsored by Blockbuster.



I wish I had some pizza right now.
 
Granted, but the delivery person gets lost trying to find your place, and your pizza is COLD.






I wish that it would warm up around here.
 
Granted. Your house is on fire.



I wish I could talk to deceased relatives one last time.
 
Granted, you will visit a cemetery and the wind will blow making weird sounds and scare the HELL out of you.



I wish I had some lunch.
 
Granted. You go to a restaurant and one of the patrons shoots you.


I wish the FDA would approve sheep's lungs as a food item so I didn't have to go to Canada to get the stuff to make a real Haggis.
 
Granted, and corruption-free too; haggis is corrupt enough.

I wish that "onion jumbler" was a real job with actual duties and a salary that I could do from home.
 
Granted. But the onion jumbling device is loud and keep you up at night.

I wish I knew.

Snail Shell
 
Granted, you know, but the knowledge makes you sad.

I wish to be tickled senseless by Michelle Yeoh.
 
Granted - But she brings fellow Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon actor Yun-Fat Chow with her.

I wish I was a werewolf in London
 
Granted, but a game warden shoots you when you're in your wolf form.

I wish for warmer weather right away.
 
Granted, you find yourself in the middle of one of California's fires.




I wish I could get lucky at the lottery.
 
Your wish is granted, but dozens of friends nad relatives demand huge loans from you.

I wish for the Dodgers to win the 2009 World Series. 😀
 
Granted- But due to a mystery illness all the other teams had to forfeit so your team won by default, not skill 😛

I wish I could meet a leprechaun

DJ Tickler
 
Granted. You meet one but he is mean and bites you in the balls. 😱

I wish to be young again.
 
Granted, but you will go all the way back to the diaper stage.





I wish that I could lose some more weight.
 
Granted, but your dog found it and brought it back.

I wish my play partner was here right now.

Snail Shell
 
Granted. But they're printed in Mandarin.

I wish to finally get hired on full-time tomorrow.

Snail Shell
 
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