Curroupt a Wish

[MasterPaladin]

Granted but the cheese was green molded and the popcorn burned

I wish I had a boat

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but it has a hole in it and leaks badly. I hope that you can swim.



I wish that it would warm up today.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but the only way that could happen is with your microwave

I wish for world peace

 

[paracarl44]

Unfortunately NO GENIE can grant this wish.


I wish that it would get warmer here.

 

[Rorschach Blues]

True, but you have to move to Alaska

I wish I could have eternal youth

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but you will live your life in diapers.


I wish that I could go on a trip.

 

[Rorschach Blues]

*Trips you up* sorry, had to be done...

I wish I was rich

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted and on a cruse on your boat you get shipwrecked on a deserted Island with no radio or way off

I wish I was fishing

 

[Rorschach Blues]

(Thank god I don't sail) granted, but you get attacked by a shark

I wish I was great in every way

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted your a great white shark during shark season lmao
(wonder if there even is a shark season)

I wish I could go to nest

 

[Rorschach Blues]

(as do I) Granted... but you arrive late, and it's already over

I wish there was a big gathering in Ireland or England.

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted in both places a week apart and your on holiday in the us those 2 weeks and miss them

I wish Chris would stop with new threads pushing the good ones to page 4 and 5

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, and now we push his threads to pages 50 & 60.

I wish that someone would solve The Hangman Game.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted...but they posted the answer

I wish I would get more enjoyable DJ work

DJ Tickler

 

[Lord Doctor]

Granted, but it's in a room full of Nuns

I wish I had a large bottle of red wine

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but it will leave you bloated, and you will need to be squeezed before you explode


I wish next Thursday to come like yesterday

 

[Lord Doctor]

Granted, but you never get the last word!

I wish I had a new coat

 

[natural tickler]

granted, although it might be a tad warm for that now

I wish I got a Radio Flyer wagon I never got as a kid

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. One just fell off the back of a truck and thru your windshield while doing 70mph down the freeway.


I wish I hadn't been away from this thread for so long.

 

[Rorschach Blues]

Granted, but in your absence it kind of died.

I wish I had no exams.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted...you were expelled, so no more exams

I wish those Nuns that I was DJing for (see 6 posts up) were young sexy virgins ready to be seduced by me 😉 LOL

DJ Tickler

 

[Lord Doctor]

Granted, but you get recruited shortly afterwards as a sort of priest after a two removals

I wish I had some scotch

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but you drink too much of it and get a terrible hangover that you never want to drink scotch again.


I wish that it was warmer here.

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted but it rains for the next 3 months non stop

I wish I was at nest

 

[Lord Doctor]

Granted, but the last word forever eludes your grasp 😀

I wish I had a large bottle of Chartreuse!