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Curroupt a Wish

Granted, five dudes named Mickey show up at your doorstep with flowers.

I wish it were Friday and not Wednesday.
 
Wish granted, but it takes 48 hours to kick in...

I wish The Office never gets cancelled.
 
Wish granted but it is with different writers and an unfunny cast is now hired.

I wish i can go to the nest next year.
 
Granted, you can go. However, you're not allowed to go because no one likes you.


I wish I understood what the dream I had last night was all about.
 
granted, but Dreams for Dummies only comes in pics...you can't read


I wish I had some more sleep....very tired today
 
Granted, you fall back to sleep and don't wake up for a week. You've lost your job and will soon become a homeless vagrant that becomes dependent on dumpsters behind Taco Bell for food and shelter.


I wish NT's Cowboys would win a playoff game this season. (Corrupt THAT, NT. BWAHAHAHAHAHA)
 
granted, and now my Boys are World champs for a sixth time....take that, beyotch!!!!

I wish the Steelers would go 0-16, then making Slacker a closet Browns fan
 
the steelers go 0-16 in a tapeworm eating contest

I wish the household appliances would stop breaking
 
granted, but they never break, so nobody goes and buys more so the company goes out of buisness.

I wish obama wasn't an idiot and could actually fix the damn economy
 
Granted, we put George Bush back in there and really watch it go down the tubes.

I wish for a sunny day on Saturday.
 
Granted, it will be sunny on Saturday, everywhere in the world except Pennsylvania.

I wish one of the people I'm trying to make plans with tonight would call me.
 
granted, But they call you at 1:30 A.M

I wish Halo 3 O.D.S.T could come out tomorrow lol
 
Granted, they rush it into production and it turns out to be the lamest game in the history of first-person shooters.

I wish Angelina Jolie would run away with me to Greece...
 
Granted, but you are on a Greek steamship that sinks at sea.


I wish that this rain would move out of here.
 
Granted, you develop horrible dandruff and are stranded in the middle of a freak snowstorm, thus giving you "frosted flakes."

I wish I had my own theme park.
 
Granted, but your theme park has only one ride. and it's that little kiddie train that goes around in a circle at 2 M.P.H

I wish i could tickle hilary duff
 
Granted, you tickle Hillary Duff...then 5 seconds later, her security goons grab you, beat the shit out of you and leave you lying in a broken heap in a dumpster out back.


I wish it was 4th of July weekend.
 
Granted, it's the 4th of July weekend, but you have to spend it in Pakistan.

I wish I had a delicious tenderloin steak in front of me. :hungry:
 
granted - but it's so delicious that it completely kills your tastebuds so you can never taste anything again.

I wish there could be more sole shots of megan fox
 
Granted, 14 people say they tripped in your driveway and sue you.

I wish I had super powers.
 
Granted, but you get caught in an affair and thrown out of office after a week

I wish I had another bottle of Insanity Sauce 😀
 
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