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Curroupt a Wish

Granted, but it drives you insane and you get committed to the psych ward.

I wish I had my own spaceship.
 
granted, but it is too small to fit anything but a cat in it.

I wish i could build muscle faster
 
Granted, but then you become so musclebound that you can't even dress yourself.


I wish that these thunderstorms would move out of here.
 
Granted, but they move in next door and become the neighbours from hell!

I wish I had a jungle bungalow in the amazon
 
granted, but the bungalow gets ransacked by natives

I wish that my wife was ticklish
 
Granted. The moment you touch her she explodes into laughter....then explodes into a fine mist.


I wish we were all still at NHLee.
 
Granted, you all get fired for not showing up at work for a week...😀

I wish I had my own TV show.
 
granted, but your character gets killed within the first 5 seconds of the premier episode

I wish I could go back to Calgary
 
granted, but real life aliens take you and the rest of the humanoids hostage for experimental research, never to be heard from again

I wish for World Peace
 
Granted, but the Earth becomes so peaceful that all forms of weaponry are abolished, and an army of green tentacled aliens invades and enslaves the human race with their puny slingshots.

I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish.
 
granted, but it ends up growing twice your size and swallows you whole

I wish Tila Tequila would dump her girlfriend to be my girl slave on the side
 
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Granted, but everyone overwhelmes you with talking that you end up killing yourself while they continue to talk without even noticing what you're doing

I wish my wife would allow me to video tape one of our sessions
 
Granted but a S.W.A.T. team comes in during your shoot and putting you in the public news.

I wish I can have a private session
 
granted, but the person you wish to have this session with turns out to be an escaped mental patient that kills you in the most grotesque manner possible

I wish that Jackal would turn into a humanoid 😀
 
Granted, but I still retain my animal instincts and hunt you down to the ends of the earth.


I wish *sketch* will now my history as to why I am anti-furry!
 
granted, but I still have some animosity towards your so-called "history" with furries and end up strangling you to death with my mighty tail

I wish my wife had more apendages that she could use to tickle me with (ie extra hands, a tail, longer hair, etc)
 
Granted but they are rendered immobile and dead.

I wish I can to retain my animal spirit that I have lost.
 
granted, but it ends up tearing you in half when it tries to do battle with your human spirit

I wish gay and lesbian marriages were legal in the US
 
Granted, but the law will be available in two states and will cause all chaos


I wish I can meet a girl in my state lose to me
 
granted, but once again, your girl is a psychopathic serial killer, killing you this time in the most perverse manner possible

I wish that I had the superhuman ability to fly
 
Granted but you unwilling fly over a military zone and get blown up.



I wish of a world without batman
 
granted, but Superman comes out, knowing you made that wish and uses his super strength to bend you in half

I wish of a world without humanoids trashing furries like myself
 
Granted but human's nature for fearing what is different is provoked and all out war disputes


I wish I can morph into different animals
 
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