Cyber tickle torture

[pleasure66]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahihihihihihihihihihihihiagagagagagahahahaha....mercy, mercy, mercy, i beg you, hahahahahahhahahahahahah......

-So, you looking another woman, a?

-Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah....no, no, never again, i swear. You are the perfect woman in the world, honey

-But.....this morning you say that my ass is fat. No mercy for the liar, honey

-ahahahahah............

Lady ticklers, continue the story..........

 

[Deleted member 66627]

*I put on my robe and wizard hat*

 

[sasaxrah]

- OK, I'll stop. Let's go eat breakfast.
- How about oatmeal?
- Meh, I don't really like oatmeal.

 

[Deleted member 66627]

*I conjure up a spell of epic mysterious-ness and grab the closest blunt object*.......

 

[Excess]

*I summon the Hammer of Thor, and strike you with it for MASSIVE DAMAGE!*

Not a lady tickler am I you say? Eh, well that's a sexist rule.

 

[meangry]

-I made oatmeal anyways
-I said I hated oatmeal
-Well join the peace corps

 

[BrightEyes1082]

*I put on my robe and wizard hat*

I was gonna say that.

 

[Cif]

*I conjure up a spell of epic mysterious-ness and grab the closest blunt object*.......

LULZ!

I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.

 

[Knot Amewzed]

LULZ!

I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.

By the power of Lameskull.....I HAVE THE POWERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

I stand in front of my feeble Level 2 Druid and absorb most of LTSRLR's mighty blow. Subsequently, I throw 45,000 evil puppies at him, only to lick the skin off of his menacing face.

I run down to scoop up the remains and place them in my satchel for future healing potions.

 

[rhiannon]

The first line of this thread alone made me cringe, but the rest was LOL 😀

 

[badreligion]

*makes a trip to the dump*

 

[Artoo]

*I put on my robe and wizard hat*

Oh cool! I love playing dress-up! 😀

 

[QBWeaver]

And they lived happily ever after.

THE END!

 

[Cif]

Lady ticklers, continue the story..........

Sexist.