Cybering in the chatroom

[tickledgirl]

Headsnap number one ("I'm not trying to tell you anything")

please meet your alter ego: ("if you want to criticise the way I say things...then either a) do it via PM like a regular human being, b) shut up...")

I'll let you resolve this amongst yourselves. But I shan't be holding my breath.

Oh and while you're at it, maybe you can unravel how I should criticize what you say, but not criticize remarks you make in a post? Much as I might regret it, I'm not there to hear what you're muttering under your breath. And since you never PM me *sniff* and have cruelly declined my hott cyber luv, I've no way to know what you "say" other than by reading what you post.

www.encyclopediadramatica.org. The only resource you'll ever need to use t3h intranets.

Gracias, señor. Very helpful. According to the encyclopedia: YHBT means "You Have Been Trolled" and is "used by noobs..." Thanks for clearing that up. 🙂

 

[Headsnap]

Headsnap number one ("I'm not trying to tell you anything")

please meet your alter ego: ("if you want to criticise the way I say things...then either a) do it via PM like a regular human being, b) shut up...")

I'll let you resolve this amongst yourselves. But I shan't be holding my breath.

I see no duplicity; saying I'm not going to tell you what to do doesn't preclude me from making polite suggestions about ways you can conduct yourself so as to prevent yourself looking like a bit of a circus cartwheeler.

Oh and while you're at it, maybe you can unravel how I should criticize what you say, but not criticize remarks you make in a post? Much as I might regret it, I'm not there to hear what you're muttering under your breath. And since you never PM me *sniff* and have cruelly declined my hott cyber luv, I've no way to know what you "say" other than by reading what you post.

I would've thought the distinction between form and content would be obvious to someone who walks the higher path of the P&R forum, sir! If you can't see my point by now I really don't think there'd be any point in me breaking it down any further; you'll either have to puzzle it out on your own or labour under whatever misguided delusions are currently slurring their vapid way through your eIntellect.

I would also like to say that I'm flattered you're still kicking about my humble little thread. The fact you've yet to submit any thoughts on the cybering issue (i.e the actual topic being discussed) leads me to surmise you agree with my stance, yet here you are still sparring with me over the whys and wherefors. Honestly sweetheart if you're that desperate for my attention all you need do is send me a PM with some sexeh photos and your home address, then we can skip all this intellectual foreplay and get right down to the sticky stuff 😀

Gracias, señor. Very helpful. According to the encyclopedia: YHBT means "You Have Been Trolled" and is "used by noobs..." Thanks for clearing that up. 🙂

Pfff, they have no idea of the power YHBT possesses. Read up on your Internet Laws before taking anything you read on the internet seriously 😀

 

[Mistress Aura]

I like tater tots.

 

[Dussicar]

I like tater tots.

Ham n' cheese, you hate-monger!!!

 

[meangry]

You could try to slap me, but I would probably just slam you to the ground and put you in an arm bar. No faking that either. I would. Training says so.

You really could have done yourself better without blasting people simply because they "OMGZ CYBOR!" I will go in that same chat room and make weird, offkelter remarks to get a reaction. And if I do anything like you state in the chatroom (which I have not done in over a year in there, mind you), I do it behind the secrecy of a private window. Or I go on Yahoo. Or whatever. I respect your privacy and do not degrade you for it.

As for the validity in textual masturbatory items, I certainly hope you have never made batter to a picture, nor the written word, nor to any piece of art. Hell...I'll do you one better. You better not have jerked it to porn. Know why? Because all these items are just as real as the other. They are meant to arouse someone, and all can do this somehow. As a writer, words to me can have a sensuousness to them.

You're doing fine with it up to a point, and I would even agree with you on the pathetic nature of some of the tickling that goes on in the chat room. I also find it pathetic that grown adults struggle to form coherent sentences without resorting to chat speak. But do not group everyone who does a certain thing in the same category...especially one that states that I have no life when you have five hundred and thirteen more reasons for me to call shenanigans.

 

[The Sean Man]

I like tater tots.

But what do you like to dunk them in?

 

[Mistress Aura]

Another Deliberate Hijack

Ham n' cheese, you hate-monger!!!

Nay, nay, young love! Ham n' cheese is only for those who do not grasp or fully comprehend the true paradisical nature of the tot...and my mongering of hate was a secret you promised to keep, you...you lover of gastric misadventures!



Mistress Aura

 

[Mistress Aura]

Secondary Hijacking

But what do you like to dunk them in?

Why...whipped cream, of course. But only when they're fresh. LOL

Mistress Aura

 

[Headsnap]

You could try to slap me, but I would probably just slam you to the ground and put you in an arm bar. No faking that either. I would. Training says so.

This assumes so much about me it's difficult to even start making a list of why you're wrong. Thus I'm not going to. Suffice it to say this sort of silliness invalidates your opinion, which is a shame because you seem not to enjoy t3h cyb0rz either. In response to that, I am going to change my stance on cybering for this one reply.

*Yawns loudly and leaves the room, shaking his head and tutting in a derisive fashion*



Enjoy that moment, cyber-folks, because it ain't happening again.

 

[meangry]

Then your initial point has no merit, as you make like of your desire to slap individuals that do something that annoy you.

A response to that original white lie makes me lose my credibility? You are the one coming on here with issues of anger management, doing what the stereotypical forum heel does and state a bunch of unsubstantiated stuff, act all e-cool, then continue to say you are leaving a thread only to come back.

If this was not all to feed your own nepotism, why would you come back?

I do not expect this to be responded to, or else this would be what...the second or third time you came back in here?

 

[Headsnap]

Then your initial point has no merit, as you make like of your desire to slap individuals that do something that annoy you.

That wasn't my original point. My original point was that the level of cybering in the chatroom was getting ridiculous and also that cybering in general was asinine. The slapping thing was basically me making a sarky comment in response to some chapper telling me I wouldn't say any of these things to people's faces. That hardly qualifies as my "original point" does it? Then again if you'd actually read the threath instead of seeing that one statement and thinking "A PHYSICAL THREAT?!? ON THE INTERWEBS?!?!?! I MUST RESPOND IN KIND; TRAINING SAYS SO!" you'd know that.

Then again you may have been joking around when you said you could armbar me, in which case I would appear to have gone off the deep end about a throwaway comment on the internets, in which case I kowtow and apologise profusely. I suspect that's not the case though.

A response to that original white lie makes me lose my credibility? You are the one coming on here with issues of anger management, doing what the stereotypical forum heel does and state a bunch of unsubstantiated stuff, act all e-cool, then continue to say you are leaving a thread only to come back.

If being an eHypocrite is the worst I've got to worry about then I am a lucky, lucky devil 😀 Frankly I keep coming back because I don't want to leave; this thread is slowly developing into a force for good within General Discussion, not my original intention (that was apparently to provoke a discourse on how I'm physically a big wimp and how many people could armbar me no-problem) but a fortuitous happenstance nonetheless. People have started to come here to blether and banter and as a result the instances of it happening in other people's threads has gone down somewhat. It has been hijacked by the Love Army! I should probably report it, but given the original nastiness that prompted it's creation (and the fact I've sort of aided and abetted the hijacking) I don't think much would be done about it.

If this was not all to feed your own nepotism, why would you come back?

Your credibility is at an all-time low, sir! As far as I am aware I have not promoted the interests of my family unfairly in this thread, unless you count their general distaste for sex and sexuality in general, therefore your claims of nepotism are baseless!

Please allow me to furnish you with relevant alternatives: hubris, arrogance, self-importance (unwarranted), narcissism.

I do not expect this to be responded to, or else this would be what...the second or third time you came back in here?

Yeah, sometimes I say I'm going to do things then don't do them on the internets. I do the same thing in real-life as well. I'll tell you the same thing I tell my missus when she complains about me biting my toenails in bed despite having promised to stop; if you'd clip them for me I wouldn't have to bite them, would I? Bitch.

 

[Headsnap]

Why...whipped cream, of course. But only when they're fresh. LOL

Mistress Aura

You big whipped-cream-demon. Scum, I tells ye. Scum.

 

[Mistress Aura]

Frankly I keep coming back because I don't want to leave; this thread is slowly developing into a force for good within General Discussion, not my original intention (that was apparently to provoke a discourse on how I'm physically a big wimp and how many people could armbar me no-problem) but a fortuitous happenstance nonetheless. People have started to come here to blether and banter and as a result the instances of it happening in other people's threads has gone down somewhat. It has been hijacked by the Love Army! I should probably report it, but given the original nastiness that prompted it's creation (and the fact I've sort of aided and abetted the hijacking) I don't think much would be done about it.

Why...whipped cream, of course. But only when they're fresh. LOL

You big whipped-cream-demon. Scum, I tells ye. Scum.

Scum or no, that will be Lieutenant Whipped-Cream-Demon to you, sir, and let it be known that I shall not abandon my...post...🙂rolleyes: 😀) as a proud, fighting member of said "Love Army" unless I am instructed to stand down by Cap'n Mad himself! LOL

Yeah, sometimes I say I'm going to do things then don't do them on the internets. I do the same thing in real-life as well. I'll tell you the same thing I tell my missus when she complains about me biting my toenails in bed despite having promised to stop; if you'd clip them for me I wouldn't have to bite them, would I? Bitch.

And once again, Snapper, you almost had me on the floor with that parting snippet...!

Mistress Aura, aka "Lt. WCD"

 

[NavelTickler75]

I like tater tots.

I prefer Angus burgers.

 

[NavelTickler75]

Ah. So those who engage in cyber are "sexually repressed dorks", and "cybersex fuckwits", and those who don't like it are "jealous" and "sexually frustrated"...

So glad to see this conversation evolve. Evolution doesn't suggest ascent, does it? I'm half of the mind to spoof Darwin with a book called "The Descent of Communication" (double entendre intended), and base it on this place.

Thankfully, I'm part of the faction that couldn't care one way or another how other people spend their time, but am amused by the probability that projection is being demonstrated frequently among those who do.

Egads. Can't we stick to a topic without the insults, folks? Seriously.

You don't like the public cybering? Ignore. Not enough conversation left without it? Unignore, approach someone with half a brain for personal conversation or go someplace else.

Like cybering? Fine. Let your better sense guide you to the appropriate time, place and person for it.

In all things, be considerate of others, folks. It's not just you here.

Wow, right on!
Your parents must have been like, part computer or something.

 

[meangry]

That wasn't my original point. My original point was that the level of cybering in the chatroom was getting ridiculous and also that cybering in general was asinine. The slapping thing was basically me making a sarky comment in response to some chapper telling me I wouldn't say any of these things to people's faces. That hardly qualifies as my "original point" does it? Then again if you'd actually read the threath instead of seeing that one statement and thinking "A PHYSICAL THREAT?!? ON THE INTERWEBS?!?!?! I MUST RESPOND IN KIND; TRAINING SAYS SO!" you'd know that.

Apologies then. And I am not going to dispute your original claiming of cybering in the given chat room as being ridiculous, as nothing is worse than trying to have a conversation and have empty chat bubbles of OMG TICKLZ FEET and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA get in the way. I was actually commenting to someone that I roleplay with that it is sad the amount of adults we have in this community that seemingly can not properly type a cogent thought or go on and on without resorting to chat lingo.

Then again you may have been joking around when you said you could armbar me, in which case I would appear to have gone off the deep end about a throwaway comment on the internets, in which case I kowtow and apologise profusely. I suspect that's not the case though.

I personally always thought that someone claiming that they can break a man's arm over a post on a forum was comical. And anyway...most formal combat training programs always preference their teachings with "only use in a case of self defense". I sincerely do not believe a cyber sex topic which, in reality, I agree with to a certain extent is worthy of such a thing.

Your credibility is at an all-time low, sir! As far as I am aware I have not promoted the interests of my family unfairly in this thread, unless you count their general distaste for sex and sexuality in general, therefore your claims of nepotism are baseless!

I have to wear that one in all honesty. Bad choice of words by a tired man who just got off work.


As for the rest of it...meh.

 

[NavelTickler75]

Good lord can this thing just die now?
Or is it too ego driven?

 

[Mistress Aura]

Good lord can this thing just die now?
Or is it too ego driven?

NAVEL!! Please quit stirring the fire, it was dying down to mere embers, for heaven's sake! LOL They've got it under control, see?

(Glad to see you're back, anyways. Umm...you are back, right? )



Mistress Aura

 

[Dussicar]

Nay, nay, young love! Ham n' cheese is only for those who do not grasp or fully comprehend the true paradisical nature of the tot

Bah! Bloody elietism, I say!

We, the lower echelon, shall rise!

...and my mongering of hate was a secret you promised to keep, you...you lover of gastric misadventures!



Mistress Aura

CRAP!!!

My memory span needs an overhaul. I apologise.

At least I didn't tell anyone about that Donkey and the springboard thing. See? I can too still keep a secret!

 

[NavelTickler75]

NAVEL!! Please quit stirring the fire, it was dying down to mere embers, for heaven's sake! LOL They've got it under control, see?

(Glad to see you're back, anyways. Umm...you are back, right? )



Mistress Aura

Sorry sis, was cranky when I wrote that. You do have a good point. sorry again.

Yeah, I am back, for the time, but the work load at home will be getting more and more busy in the coming days, so will probably only post nights and mornings for a while, and then perhaps just nights. For a while I might stop posting till it calms down again, but not right now to my knowledge.

 

[ShyDraco]

I know this has been discussed, but I came across this post as one of the first I've read since joining this forum yesterday, and it makes me rethink my choice to join.

I don't care for "netspeak", poorly created cyber (like reading a badly written book), or for participating myself on a main room demonstration of such.

However, I am one of those "should be under a bus" losers who has no access to intimacy, and has not had for years. So eloquent and classy "cyber" is the closest I have to the real thing, and it has nothing to do with my appearance or character flaws, it is circumstantial. Some people are idiotic, I know. I don't like the typical "scenarios" personally, but that's neither here nor there because what other people do is up to them.

If this forum is only for sexually seasoned and heavily experienced people who are too good for fantasies (and lucky enough to have tickling partners in person), then you should restrict membership to those who pass moderator's approval (i.e. have the criteria). I wouldn't pass, and I daresay I wouldn't want to, but it would keep some lonely and desperate people from getting hurt.

 

[minerva]

I know this has been discussed, but I came across this post as one of the first I've read since joining this forum yesterday, and it makes me rethink my choice to join.

I don't care for "netspeak", poorly created cyber (like reading a badly written book), or for participating myself on a main room demonstration of such.

However, I am one of those "should be under a bus" losers who has no access to intimacy, and has not had for years. So eloquent and classy "cyber" is the closest I have to the real thing, and it has nothing to do with my appearance or character flaws, it is circumstantial. Some people are idiotic, I know. I don't like the typical "scenarios" personally, but that's neither here nor there because what other people do is up to them.

If this forum is only for sexually seasoned and heavily experienced people who are too good for fantasies (and lucky enough to have tickling partners in person), then you should restrict membership to those who pass moderator's approval (i.e. have the criteria). I wouldn't pass, and I daresay I wouldn't want to, but it would keep some lonely and desperate people from getting hurt.

for God's sake, don't let this one thread make you rethink your choice to join this forum.
Look around, you'll find lots of fun and interesting threads and lots of fun and interesting people to talk to and lots of them are in the same boat as you are right now and like you cool enough to admit it.
Like everywhere in real life as well there will always be some topics or opinions that bother you if you let them, in here it's even easier to just ignore them.
Concentrate on the stuff you like and enjoy your stay.
Welcome to the forums 🙂

 

[Helena]

I know this has been discussed, but I came across this post as one of the first I've read since joining this forum yesterday, and it makes me rethink my choice to join.

If this forum is only for sexually seasoned and heavily experienced people who are too good for fantasies (and lucky enough to have tickling partners in person), then you should restrict membership to those who pass moderator's approval (i.e. have the criteria). I wouldn't pass, and I daresay I wouldn't want to, but it would keep some lonely and desperate people from getting hurt.

🙂
Hello ShyDraco,
😀First, welcome to the forum. 😀
This community accepts everyone who enjoys tickling.We share this common interest; we are also different in many ways.
We come from different countries, we have different education levels, we have different personalities...etc.
I hope you won't be turned away from the forum, because of one discussion thread.
My pm box is always open to you if you have questions about anything, or you need assistance finding your way around.

 

[ViperGTS]

*comment deleted due to it's inflammatory nature*

 

[Capnmad]

If this forum is only for sexually seasoned and heavily experienced people who are too good for fantasies (and lucky enough to have tickling partners in person), then you should restrict membership to those who pass moderator's approval (i.e. have the criteria). I wouldn't pass, and I daresay I wouldn't want to, but it would keep some lonely and desperate people from getting hurt.

Now, Admins and Mods can correct me if they want, but I believe this is a place for everyone with this interest. This isn't to say there's no division here -- there are some bullies, some abusers, and some genuninely obnoxious who have driven people apart (and alas, all can be found among rookie and veteran alike) -- but if you have a spine and stick around long enough, you'll find people who are good for you to roll with.

On that note, ShyDraco, you're welcome to contact me for anything. I try to be cool with everyone here to the degree there I can. I can't do that with everyone -- some would sooner try to make me their enemy than their friend, but what can you do?

Take your time, stick around, and you'll find friends here. And again, feel free to PM me.