DA VINCI CODE
It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at
least
three thousand years old!
The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and
archaeologists
from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a
huge
meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the
markings.
The President of the society pointed to the first drawing and said:
"This
is a woman.
We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell
they
were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart
enough
to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel,
which means they had tools to help them."
Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means
that
if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the
sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they
were
evidently Hebrews.
The audience applauded enthusiastically.
Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
"Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left....
It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick'
It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at
least
three thousand years old!
The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and
archaeologists
from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a
huge
meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the
markings.
The President of the society pointed to the first drawing and said:
"This
is a woman.
We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell
they
were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart
enough
to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel,
which means they had tools to help them."
Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means
that
if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the
sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they
were
evidently Hebrews.
The audience applauded enthusiastically.
Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
"Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left....
It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick'
