Dave2112 and signatures.

[njjen3953]

Dave,
Everytime I read one of your posts these days there is a new signature at the bottom. What's going on? 😀

Jen

 

[Dave2112]

I change my signatures like my underwear....once a week.

Just kidding. Actually, I'm merely a slave to the twisted voice in my head that tells me to change it. Signatures are kind of like clothes, it depends on what I want to express that day.

Thanks for asking, Jen.😀

 

[qjakal]

Monthly....

I try to rotate mine monthly...except for when I forget. Please notify me if mine becomes "stale" Jen, ok? Muchas Gracias! Q

 

[njjen3953]

No problem Q

 

[Roderick]

Dave just seems like a prolific guy in general. As a fan of his stories, I sure can't complain! Heck, I'd bet even his grocery list is a good read. 🙂

Roderick

 

[qjakal]

Well.....

Although not as profound perhaps...I like Jens better, due to the sentiment involved! Q

 

[njjen3953]

Oh Q.

I can't wait for you to take me up on the offer in person. 😱 LOL

Jen

 

[Dave2112]

My grocery list, Roderick?

Hmmm...let's see....

One gallon of milk...cold and white as the driven snow of Antarctica.

Two frozen pizzas...The various toppings mixing in a symbiotic relationship of taste and texture.

One bottle of Sangria...liquid imagination, red as a Montana sunset and sweet as your first real girlfriend.

A dozen eggs...each with the potential to give life or become food in the universe's ultimate irony.

A newspaper...my ancient connection to the ever-dying world of news in print.

A box of fried chicken...crispy golden skin over succulent white meat, both vying for attention from my overstimulated tastebuds.

Oh....

and one quick stop for a tickle flick. 'Nuff said.

😀 😀

 

[njjen3953]

Sangria?

My grocery list, Roderick?

One bottle of Sangria...liquid imagination, red as a Montana sunset and sweet as your first real girlfriend.
😀 😀

MMMMMMMMM, You get the Sangria and I'll be right there. I do some pretty entertaining things when I drink Sangria. 😉

Jen

 

[Scooby112211]

"I am Dave's Witty Comment".

I am Jack's Colon. I get cancer. I kill Jack. Ahh. Fight Club. 😉

 

[Krokus]

LoL

I thought the giligan island signature of Dave's was the best......why didn't he just fix the friggin boat?!? LOL 🙂