((Dual if not triple posting. Ready?))
Marcy saw from the office window that a phauxnorse was somewhere near where he'd just come from, and seemed to be in a frenzy over some commotion thereabouts. Perhaps the pole was faking a heart attack or something? Whatever the case, it was drawing the necessary amount of attention.
The phone rang for a 6th time before someone finally answered.
"Featherby and Barnes, provisional office 332. How may I transfer your call?"
Marcy cleared his throat, and threw his voice into the receiver from somewhere between the back of his throat and his nasal passage, using his very best English accent. "Uhnnyes? I am calling on the be-hoff, of a Mrs..." He paused as if reading from a form, "MMercy? Concerning the loss of a key to her dormitory? We don't seem to have an extra on hand."
"Oh that seems very serious. And she hasn't anywhere to stay until the new key can be made?"
"I'm afraid that is the case. She is a rrrather well-to-do employee, 'owever, and would not consider the use of a tent in the meantime. Is there any chance of procuring the lady a room at the Inn until the matter is settled?"
"Of course, sir. I'll make the necessary reservations for one Ms. Mercy...Curtis, is it? Or is this reservation for Ms. Marcy Ethers?"
Jackpot.
"Ohh, bother; I don't seem to have any surname in my records. Best to make two reservations just in case. And would you send a telegram to the office concerning the specifics of the matter once they've been settled? I'm sure she'd much rather some official statement than word-of-mouth, as it were."
"That can be arranged yes. Was there anything else I could do for you today, sir?"
"Oh no, that should be all. Oh, but if you would send a bouquet to the grounds for one Isis Blackside, I'd be much obliged. Charge it to the provisional account with my thanks, if you'd be so kind?"
"Naturally sir. Have a good day."
"Likewise, mum." He hung up, just as he heard footsteps outside the office. He left the phone on the desk, stashed the ledger in a drawer and made a quick escape through the window on the far side of the office.
As the notary entered the office and paused, as he zipped the fly of his trousers. He felt something was amiss...
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Katarina did a worried dance in place, her feet running in no particular direction as she searched for some sort of solution to her present blunder. The path's between the wagon's were scarcely wide enough for her to pass through without turning to her side, and there was certainly no place to put down the horse. The roofs of the cabins were far too flimsy to support its weight, and with so many people around, if she placed it in the tight space to kick about, it might cause another injury...not to mention the property damage. She couldn't even stoop to inspect her present amount of damage with the roofs of the cabin's angling so sharply inward toward her hips, and the horse on her shoulders broadening the width of her upperbody by another arm's length or so. She was trapped above the elbows, and could scarcely see far enough down to even make out the consciousness of the man she'd toppled over.
"Is he oh-right?" She called down, with a genuine concern in her voice. She noticed Piotr walking away from the scene as if to avoid assisting.
"Do-Nothing-Piotr-Wall-skee! Take harse to stay-bull; I help man and lady." She tried to take a knee, but her elbows caught on the roofs at either side of her, and she could only bend slightly toward her cause.
She resolved to loose her foot from one of its sandals, and extended her toes toward the man on the ground, rolling him onto his side, and picking him up with by the collar of his shirt. She tried to leave him on his feet, but he wobbled this way an that in a daze from their collision. She found herself supporting her weight on the cabin roofs, their eaves creaking under her own weight combined with that of the horse, as she used her ankle to support the man, putting the bulk of her own weight onto the other foot so that she stood somewhat like a flamingo.
The horse brayed in her ear, nervous that she was going to fall with him in-tow.