Dear Big Show...

[Adam]

For the love of God, stop using a f***king punch as your big finishing maneuver. The sad little gimmick match against Floyd Mayweather is now more than a year old. And you lost. Why remind everyone?

*And yes, I know wrestling is scripted. But still, y'all.*

 

[storm7400]

Dear Kevin Nash,

Come back to WWE for one night and Jackknife the Big Show for Adam.


😀

 

[Adam]

Dear Kevin Nash,

Come back to WWE for one night and Jackknife the Big Show for Adam.


😀

Are you sure you wouldn't rather see the Great Khali's brain chop of death? 😛

 

[CarolinaTickler]

Dear Hulk Hogan,

Is it true steroids shrinks your testicles? I figured you would be the authority on this issue.

P.S. If you ever see the Big Show please tell him to stop punching people it is getting old

 

[Tickle Fiend]

Dear John Cena,

I don't want to see you.

 

[RobAce]

Dear Edge,

Please get back together with Christian. You suck as the Rated "R" superstar. I mean how rated "R" can you be if your "sexin it up" with Vicki G.

Dear Undertaker,

Go out on top like Stone Cold and The Rock. Please do not end up like Hogan and Flair.


I like this idea of a thread.....just saying dear to someone....Its pretty fun.

Rob

 

[slacker2114]

Dear Vince McMahon,

Can you please stop with "E for Everybody" type crap and return to the "Attitude" years? Your time of competing against WCW brought out the best in the WWE and actually made it worth watching.

p.s. STOP MAKING ECW BE SO FUCKING LAME AND LET IT BE HARDCORE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tickle Fiend]

Dear Vince McMahon,

Please stop with those useless WWE facts every week. Since when is it an accomplishment for WWE.com to beat Oprah.com in the males-under-34 demographic?

Dear Vince McMahon,

Do you think it's possible that you can go one week without reminding us that we're watching the "longest running weekly episodic series on television?" Raw can run until 2100, and it still will never be parallel to 'I Love Lucy,' 'All in the Family,' or the 'Cosby Show.'

 

[CarolinaTickler]

Dear Edge,

Please get back together with Christian. You suck as the Rated "R" superstar. I mean how rated "R" can you be if your "sexin it up" with Vicki G.

Thank you, maybe if we write enough of these letters we can get them to stop.

 

[InspectorJapp]

Dear Robace252

Flair is and was great.

 

[InspectorJapp]

Dear WWE-guys in charge of music.

Who the hell are "The Veer Union" ?

 

[Adam]

Haha! This thread turned out way different than I expected, but I like it!

Dear Vince McMahon,

Please do not end up wasting a talent like Christian once again. Yes, I know he's currently in the world title picture. But it's the ECW title. That's akin to someone going after the European Championship, in my eyes. Please move him to one of the main shows before too long. Thank you kindly.

 

[Tickle Fiend]

Dear Vince McMahon,

I know you love muscular men, even at the expense more deserving individuals, but please don't sign this freak...

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[badreligion]

Dear Vince McMahon,

Can you please stop with "E for Everybody" type crap and return to the "Attitude" years? Your time of competing against WCW brought out the best in the WWE and actually made it worth watching.

p.s. STOP MAKING ECW BE SO FUCKING LAME AND LET IT BE HARDCORE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

I agree 100% with this statement

 

[Snail Shell]

Dear Vicki Guerrero,

You are excused.

Snail Shell

 

[badreligion]

Dear Vince McMahon,

I know you love muscular men, even at the expense more deserving individuals, but please don't sign this freak...

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Ahhh I know that idiot , It wasn't just steroids it was a substance called Synthol , bassically a liquid you inject into your muscle to make it appear bigger then it really is but it makes the actual muscle look like shit , all smooth , no veins or anything

 

[Rorschach Blues]

Dear WWE,

Stop misusing your European Wrestlers...

Dear ECW,

Please push Paul Burchill, I've been following him since his days in FWA, he has more talent than half the WWE roster.

Dear Vince McMahon,

Please use William Regal, or at least give him more than two five minute matches a month, he can really put on a good match.

Dear TNA,

Stop the shitty gimmicks...

 

[Redmage]

Dear John Cena,

I don't want to see you.

Dear TF,

Close your eyes.

Your buddy,

John

 

[Tickle Fiend]

Dear WWE,

Isn't about time to change that 'WW' logo?

 

[Laugh]

Dear Vince,

Thank you so much for not letting CM Punk win the belt in the slap-cheesy cash in my match routine yet again.

Now Umaga's biggest fan,
Laugh

 

[Adam]

Dear Chris Jericho,

Please stop wearing nut-hugging, shorty-short tights. While you're at it, grow the hair back out and start being Y2J... agaaaaaayn!

 

[badreligion]

Dear Chris Jericho,

Please stop wearing nut-hugging, shorty-short tights. While you're at it, grow the hair back out and start being Y2J... agaaaaaayn!

Yeah I agree he needs to go back to the long tights he doesn't have the bodytype for the 2 inch ball huggers