AffectionateDan
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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped
up prominently on the center of the bed.
It was addressed, "Dad" with the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing this.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene
with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Barbara and she is so
nice even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes.
But it's not only the passion, dad - she's pregnant and Barbara assures me
that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her since she is
so much older than I am, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a
stack of firewood enough for the whole winter. She wants to have many more
children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
Barbara taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for ourselves and trading it with her friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we need.
In the meantime, we pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that
Barbara can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry, dad, I'm 15 years old now ! and I know how to take care of
myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Your son, John
P.S. Dad, none of this is true. I'm over at Billy's house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card which is
in my desk drawer.
I love you!
PS: Call when it's safe for me to come home
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped
up prominently on the center of the bed.
It was addressed, "Dad" with the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing this.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene
with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Barbara and she is so
nice even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes.
But it's not only the passion, dad - she's pregnant and Barbara assures me
that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her since she is
so much older than I am, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a
stack of firewood enough for the whole winter. She wants to have many more
children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
Barbara taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for ourselves and trading it with her friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we need.
In the meantime, we pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that
Barbara can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry, dad, I'm 15 years old now ! and I know how to take care of
myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Your son, John
P.S. Dad, none of this is true. I'm over at Billy's house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card which is
in my desk drawer.
I love you!
PS: Call when it's safe for me to come home
